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Tomtits

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  • Israeli official organizes 'prison tour' for Jewish settlers to observe torture of Palestinians

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  • What the fuck is wrong with those cunts?

  • Rue the day, mortal

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  • Files show Epstein boasting of hunting Black people – including children

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  • A snipe is a bird.

    It's where the phrase sniper came from because they're notoriously difficult to shoot because they have an erratic flying pattern

  • What car did you learn to drive in?

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  • Learned in a smallish tractor, think it was a Massey Ferguson. Then a Ford Escort van, still around the farm.

    On the actual roads it was a Ford Fiesta

  • prudish mom

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  • That's not even correct...

    Oi Mrs C, answer me this - Have you ever had a parrot?

    Err... No

    It's just you look like you'd enjoy a cockatoo

  • Favorite pets

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  • Polyethylene terephthalate

  • British far-right activist Tommy Robinson visits US State Department

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  • He used to own a tanning salon in Luton

    I thought he hated brown people

  • If there is a doctor that only saves killers, and a killer only kills other killers, I wonder who would save/kill more people?

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  • The killer

    The doctor just keeps the amount of killers higher

  • oh no

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  • I know, I was loosely referencing Family Guy and it's Hellen Keller sketch

  • Armed ICE officer in Portland called 911 during confrontation: ‘I’m going to have to shoot this kid’

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  • As if his first name is Israel

  • The latest skincare fad is rubbing salmon sperm on your face

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  • Pretty much everyone was booting off at the image of the cows getting artificially inseminated the other day.

    Saying it's rape and animal torture and that.

    Yet wiping salmon spaff all over your face in the name of vanity is apparently totally fine

  • Well that was an error.

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  • Display it in your house with pride.

    Say it's a great icebreaker or conversation piece as deadpan as you can.

    Or just snort drugs off it

  • oh no

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  • They can still feel them coming out

  • “Disaster: The Chernobyl Meltdown” CNN Original Series Coming Soon

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  • I liked the mini series so I thought I'd give the three mile island documentary a go.

    It was so Americanised and over the top I couldn't even get through the first episode.

    This greentext is an accurate description of how

  • New single: Skin head soldier?

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  • How do you feel about that Aphex Twin song?

  • The size of Portugal compared to Spain

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  • Chocolate kept in anti-theft boxes as shops warn it's being stolen to order

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  • I woke up in a foul mood and everything was pissing me off.

    Like, the plot of the most recent Gone in 60 Seconds - all those cars were stolen to order.

    If you want a new hifi, ask the dodgy guy down the pub to steal it for you - that's stolen to order

    I'm not sure who's boosting boosts but then again we live in strange times.

    I've bought stolen steaks and prosecco from people coming into the Black Garter in Newcastle, probably those people are fencing chocolate now?

  • Chocolate kept in anti-theft boxes as shops warn it's being stolen to order

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  • Go on... Just try to work it out on your own

    Edit: I woke up in a bad mood, you didn't deserve this. Sorry

  • People living in UK’s poorest areas have less diverse gut bacteria, study finds

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  • Living off shit food has negative effects on your body - who would have thought it

  • pics @lemmy.world
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    After 8 named storms already this year, we had our first sunny weekend.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    Is the Earth Song by Micheal Jackson a classic case of whataboutism?

  • Casual UK @feddit.uk
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    Man reviews cafés

    www.russelldavies.com /ebcb/typepad/eggbaconchipsandbeans/index.html
  • Casual UK @feddit.uk
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    Wetherspoon to open first pub in Spain – offering garlic prawns and beer from 6am

    www.theguardian.com /business/2025/nov/21/wetherspoons-opens-first-pub-spain-alicante-airport-eu
  • Casual UK @feddit.uk
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    ‘Possibly the most prolific sex offender in British history’: the inside story of the Medomsley scandal

    www.theguardian.com /society/2025/nov/20/possibly-the-most-prolific-sex-offender-in-british-history-the-inside-story-of-the-medomsley-scandal
  • Casual UK @feddit.uk
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    Standon Calling is the latest festival to go under.

    www.bbc.co.uk /news/articles/c7v8zqq48r0o
  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Sad stray

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Cabe Verde Stray

  • Sweet Graffiti and other acts of wholesome vandalism @slrpnk.net
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    Saw this in Grenada, Spain.

  • AbandonedPorn @reddthat.com
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    Collapsed train tunnel near Madrid