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blandfordforever

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  • ICE nabs a Maryland woman in her car after smashing her window

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  • Yeah, you're real tough buddy. I'm sure you would have shot every cop. They'd learn real quick not to mess with you!

  • tomorrow is wednesday, my dudes

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  • It's just about to pass the event horizon of your black hole. I hope you don't blast me with some Hawking radiation.

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  • I agree with you that the tailgater is making the situation more dangerous and that slowing down is appropriate. I also think that slowing way down to 10mph to antagonize the other driver is not.

  • tomorrow is wednesday, my dudes

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  • The problem is that most people who have casual conversations about quantum physics are just jerking each other off. They're trying to impress each other by being able to describe ideas that other people came up with.

    It's kind of like when a parent thinks that their kid is a genius for being able to use an ipad. The talented people were the UI designers of the iPad, not the kid.

    The time machine guy is at least trying to be funny.

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  • Impeding the flow of traffic is often ticketable. How pissed off would you be if you were in a third car, stuck behind these two dickheads?

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  • The tailgater is definitely an asshole but when the tailgatee slows down to 10mph it becomes an everyone sucks here scenario, in my opinion.

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  • If the car is stuck behind you, just go the speed limit. If they can pass you but won't, then slowly take your foot off the gas until they do. If you're trapping them behind you, you're the asshole.

  • Who would have guessed?!

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  • I'm sure this will draw some criticism but I've found duck.ai to be extremely helpful in troubleshooting minor issues with my Linux mint installation and recently with accessing and understanding SMART hard drive diagnostic data. It's very helpful in figuring out which commands could be useful in the terminal and in understanding exactly what each terminal command is doing. Of course finding answers in forums and manuals is still relevant and important but as a beginner, this has been a fast and easy way to get advice.

  • Fixable

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  • And the investors! Won't someone please stop to think of the investors!

  • Sketchy social media post gives BlackBerry fans hope for the return of the smartphone brand

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  • Cool form factor, if it can run Linux.

  • They said the packaging would be discreet!

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  • Seems like my package has been delayed in transit!

  • PROTEIN BRO

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  • Yeah but supplements are fun and sometimes delicious. Running is neither.

  • Get your new PebbleOS watch

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  • Awesome!

  • Get your new PebbleOS watch

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  • I'm with you on this. If it could come with a privacy-respecting smartphone app hosted on F-Droid, that would be so great.

  • European stocks are the hottest trade on Wall Street as investors turn away from US 'exceptionalism'

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  • I did consider the Honda Element but it gets surprisingly poor gas mileage.

  • Dow tumbles 900 points, Nasdaq drops 4% as market sell-off intensifies on recession fears: Live updates

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  • Well done. Timing the re-entry is difficult as well.

  • Dad joke page-a-day calendar

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  • Setting up a stupid question just to deliver a pun as a punchline is 100% a dad joke in my book.

    I'm interested to hear what you think is required for a joke to be a dad joke.

  • Fucking leeches

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  • It seems like it was a situation where everyone felt like they got a good deal and nobody felt taken advantage of. He gave them a better deal than they were going to find anywhere else.

    To me, it doesn't sound like he was exploiting his friends.

  • Dad joke page-a-day calendar

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  • Dad jokes are classically built around puns, as is the case here.

    Setting up context doesn't make this a knock knock joke.