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baines

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  • And this is why I hate the internet 😭

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  • I’m not getting involved with definitions and it’s why I left all that out

    I’m just saying seeing tits is not a perfect indicator that castration is not relevant in that comic

    I have no idea who that character is but animal ears and tits put the likelihood of a dick on that character around 66% based on my internet experience

  • And this is why I hate the internet 😭

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  • it is 2025

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  • It’s one banana, Michael, how much could it cost? 10 dollars?

  • This led to a very confusing discussion in the replies about the varying fares and systems of public transit in the Oakland-San Francisco area

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  • it’s great that it is more environmentally friendly but it is not worth the risk to your life

  • Should have seen it coming

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  • can you ask it for a few more pixels

  • Judge finds police acted reasonably in shooting New Mexico man while at wrong address

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  • lol it’s ok to show up at the wrong person’s house, unannounced, in a group, armed but the home owner in his rightful home is the idiot?

    police procedure caused this, police action murdered him

    you can continue to lick boots but we don’t have to listen to your bullshit

  • Judge finds police acted reasonably in shooting New Mexico man while at wrong address

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  • you come to his door late at night?, don’t announce yourself, multiple unknown people in a group, shine a light in his face and it’s his fault the reaction is to point his gun? stupid fucks were not even at the right location

    this shit should have been done in broad daylight if they are going to be so incompetent

    the beginning of your second sentence sure is correct lol…

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  • if i ever change my name i am stealing this

  • Resentfully done

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  • freudenscheidue

  • Judge finds police acted reasonably in shooting New Mexico man while at wrong address

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  • you have a right to hold a gun in your own home

    if this were anyone but a cop this would be murder

  • I mean...

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  • you have the knife, ‘equally’ means you get all the apples

  • Passenger jet had to abort takeoff to avoid runway collision at New York's LaGuardia Airport

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  • learned a cool new word today, thanks

    the word selection was on purpose but the phrase was not, I just have a storm shelter (which I jokingly call the bunker) and likely mixed it up in my mind

    makes me think of the reddit story about the guys dad would mix two idioms incorrectly on purpose (both things being malapropisms new from your link, related to malaphors which was new to me from that story)

    I found one of the reddit posts I searched for afterwards

    https://www.reddit.com/r/Malaphors/comments/1icz8cx/what_are_your_favorite_practical_malaphors_how_do/

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  • nah that first post was readable

  • Passenger jet had to abort takeoff to avoid runway collision at New York's LaGuardia Airport

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  • imagine that playing out over the nws radio

    time to bunker down extra hard

  • Passenger jet had to abort takeoff to avoid runway collision at New York's LaGuardia Airport

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  • we live in a post sarcasm world

  • Passenger jet had to abort takeoff to avoid runway collision at New York's LaGuardia Airport

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  • clearly we need to hurry up and get AI in there, why are the Democrats stopping Elon from fixing this mess?

  • me_irl

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  • that is because videos have minimums to reach peak monetization

    it isnt about efficient information exchange

  • Federal judge in Texas rules LGBTQ+ people can be discriminated against at work

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  • that gives them too much credit

    you are not people

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  • this is why the proper response in panel 3 is ‘no, fuck off’