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  • Bush jr was Abraham Fucking Lincoln compared to trump. At least bush jr had some cronies with government experience around him and not Fox News hosts in charge of everything. And bear in mind, I fucking hate bush jr.

  • I don’t understand why people pay so much for this. They just bend over and let that greedy-ass cartel screw them at every turn.

  • And then came along who would become the oldest, worst president in history

  • Diet and exercise, saved you a click.

  • Iceberg, right ahead!

  • 🫧

  • Also in 2026

  • His new face looks like it did when his head started poking out in the movie

  • I used to go to Germany several times a year for work, my wife joked that I must have another family there. Naturally, the child’s name was Klaus.

  • Like a Walmart, Cracker Barrel, and a truck stop had a 3-way and out popped this abomination. I went once, never again.

  • Or Americans are morons

    You must be new here

  • I'm a slightly above-average computer user

    My brother you’re in like the 99th percentile of computer users. The vast, vast majority of people can’t understand what a browser tab is, much less a motherboard.

  • This is how I know I’m old now; what little I’ve ever seen or read seems utterly stupid and vapid to me. “Oh, just watch Flimdiflub6g for 1 hour, you’ll get it!” No, no I don’t think I will.

  • Jake from State Farm, because apparently he can transform from a doughy white dude in khakis to a thin, cool, young, light-skinned black guy.

  • Jim Carrey vibes

  • If you don’t like it by ep. 4 you’re not going to like it. I think it’s pretty good but I can see why it wouldn’t hook some people.

  • extremely low hanging fruit

    heh

  • Instead of suing each other in front of a judge, both parties agree to have a neutral third party (an arbitrator) settle disputes privately

    The “neutral” third party is chosen by the company. So… yeah.

  • Wolf tells sheep about the best fences to keep predators out

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Substack sent a push notification promoting a Nazi blog

    www.patreon.com /posts/substack-sent-135263203
  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Dandelion > MJ

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    There should be novelty toothpicks shaped like little dicks. The would be called "dick picks".

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Our Casey is gifted

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    $$$ave dat money

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Blep.

  • A Boring Dystopia @lemmy.world

    Virginia passes law to enforce maximum vehicle speeds for repeat speeders

    www.fastcompany.com /91323835/virginia-will-use-technology-to-slow-chronic-speeders-cars-and-other-states-are-rushing-to-join-in
  • Cyberstuck @lemmy.ca

    Safety hazard!

  • The Simpsons @lemmy.world

    Do you want me to show my new shirt to the cat, and have the cat tell you what it is?

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Curled feetsies

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    Guys, Trump made good on his campaign promise!

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    Really saving us those taxpayer dollars!

  • Fuck AI @lemmy.world

    DOGE will use AI to assess the responses of federal workers

    www.nbcnews.com /politics/doge/federal-workers-agencies-push-back-elon-musks-email-ultimatum-rcna193439
  • cats @lemmy.world

    He drools when he's happy

  • A Boring Dystopia @lemmy.world

    lol

  • cats @lemmy.world

    It's only Tuesday 😩

  • cats @lemmy.world

    "Feed me more and I wouldn't have to do this"

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What the fuck is going on with 196/onehundredninetysix?

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    Boomers with their loud Samsung phone sounds

  • Apple @lemmy.world

    FaceID for every notification