Recently my cat has taken to sleeping up against me instead of at the foot of my bed. I am trying to teach her to go under the blanket to get cozy. She only likes it if I hold up the blanket and she can see my face
Fuck Crosswalks I will never yield for a wheel-based climate terrorist (Car Driver) I Love looking both ways and cutting through the middle of the street While the bootlickers wait obediently for their God the Small Cop living inside the Pole to tell them when they can Go. We need to bring back FROGGER to educate the children As was done to me
USA cities either my penis freeze and fall off my body for half the year or I need to make a desert pilgrimage to buy groceries without a car fuck this stupid country and death to temperatures below 78f
food:
food, 3 feet to the left: