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  • And my man wonders why he can’t get laid with that great personality and very big brain.

  • Part of a standardized curriculum

  • New spa treatment: let the bats nibble me a little.

  • She’s so cute!!!

  • The real horror is mesothelioma

  • Needful Things kinda hits this. It’s a novel, but it’s Stephen King so it goes quick.

  • He looks like Zuckerberg fucked Ellen DeGeneres.

  • Wealth redistribution I can get behind, even if it doesn’t stop him.

  • b…brother?

  • That’s what my mom liked about him

  • Can’t decide if I like this better as a “he’s on his high horse” joke or a “horse’s ass” joke. Well done!

  • Thank you. As the inventor of the term “mansplaining”, I had no idea and would have remained ignorant if you hadn’t explained this.

  • Takes one to know one, I guess?

  • They waited two years to even START investigating. This is absolutely Garland’s failure.

  • Laying eggs on the ground is a good way to get them eaten by a predator. Some reptiles bury their eggs, that’s one option. But then you can’t really keep an eye on them or take care of the babies once they hatch. So maybe you try to find a nice safe place to keep them off the ground instead. Critters who were better at keeping their eggs from falling out of the tree or off the cliff had more babies, so nest-building behaviors get reinforced, even if it’s just laying a few twigs in the crook of a tree. Stick-loving birds get rewarded!

  • I would play as male characters and then dye their armor pink and flirt relentlessly with the boys. It was fun, especially when you’d get on teamspeak with them after playing together for weeks and they’d be like “wait you’re a girl?”

  • It was left as a warning to others

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