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alaphic

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  • Your teenage son AND your husband

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  • Until one day, when you're eating soup and innocently toss in some croutons, only to realize that what you're eating is essentially cereal: savory edition, which you find so inexplicably disgusting that you can't even stomach the thought of regular cereal for a depressing amount of time

  • LLM's poisoned with sleeper agent backdoors is the latest fun security threat to worry about

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  • Are you familiar with the term 'tongue in cheek'? Or 'hyperbole'? Cuz - I'm just sayin- I really doubt that even the yellow-est of rags would expect people to believe that we're only a "bite my shiny metal ass" away from triggering a T2 style 'Judgement Day'... I'd say it's simply far more likely they were simply being facetious.

    Now if it was NewsMax, on the other hand...

  • Epstein conspirator Steve Bannon: “We‘re gonna have ICE surround the polls…We’ll never again allow an election to be stolen.”

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  • Not that I don't support the spirit of it or anything, but we literally estapo' hold down, disarm, and then summarily execute one of our brothers for having the audacity to try to help a woman they had thrown to the ground for no reason... If you think your attempts at 'un-arresting' anyone would be met with anything other than a hail of bullets courtesy of a group of Call of Duty cosplaying, white supremacist pussies who are simultaneously frothing at the mouth and jizzing their fucking pants at the thought of having an excuse to kill someone, then I've got some gorgeous coastal property in Montana I'd love to sell ya for super cheap

    There may be more of us than there are of them, sure, but bullets are cheap

  • Epstein conspirator Steve Bannon: “We‘re gonna have ICE surround the polls…We’ll never again allow an election to be stolen.”

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  • "The tree of liberty must be watered regularly with the blood of tyrants and patriots." - Thomas Jefferson

    I hope one day we can form a society that will prove Mr. Jefferson to be incorrect...

  • The news is sugarcoating how revolting the Epstein files are

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  • How dare you interrupt his mental gymnastic exhibition with silly things like logic and facts

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    If you think about politics in the shower, you consume too much media or you're a politician.

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  • Law & Order: Thought Police

    (And then you hear that sound effect from the show)

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    If you think about politics in the shower, you consume too much media or you're a politician.

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  • Statistical Possibility OP Is A Straight, White Male : 96.7198%

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    China to ban hidden car door handles made popular by Tesla in world first

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  • there are mechanical releases on the inside, but if you use them you risk breaking the windows

    Wait, what? Sorry, I'm not fancy enough to have any experience with these things, so I'm struggling to picture how exactly this would work... lol

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    Trump sues IRS and US treasury for $10bn over leak of tax returns

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  • Well, I'll be absolutely goddamned if I'm not sick to death of seeing this dementia-addled sack of rotting shit attempting to extort money from cowardly people/institutions protection racket style file lawsuits that have only the most tenuous of connections to reality against anyone who looks at him wrong seeking in 'damages' sums that i can only think to describe as sheerly fucking delusional

    Anyone else? Just me?

    Also, I literally don't have even the faintest of clues what kind of fucking horrific, 'affront to God'-level shit that could be evidenced in just your tax returns being made public that would warrant $10b in damages being paid to you, but... Damn

  • Downballot Democrats are gearing up for “2010 in reverse”

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    I support this

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  • Oh, sorry, clearly it's SUPER different than saying (go on shoot yourself)

    I seriously don't understand how people are this stupid.

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    I support this

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    I support this

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  • Wow, really? You're just going to literally tell someone to go kill themselves because they don't want to live by your grocery store line etiquette?

    Yeah, that's not fucked up or anything...

    Yikes.

  • Trump warns Europe faces ‘civilizational erasure’ in explosive new document

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  • If Miller can be said to have a redeeming factor (and that "if" is doing some HEAVY lifting there, I'm well aware) it's that you can tell he thinks he looks like Edward Norton in American History X, but everyone else thinks he looks like a 12 year old boy's penis.

    (I know this having been a 12 year old boy once. Also, if anyone at all close to Miller sees this and can relay a message, tell him the internet said: 20 minutes of ceaseless, uncontrollable laughter He'll know what we mean.)

  • Trump warns Europe faces ‘civilizational erasure’ in explosive new document

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  • Mussolini has entered the chat

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    I support this

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    I support this

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  • I'm sorry, I fail to see how this reads as anything other than "Amanda" being an insanely self-important cunt...

    So, if you "support this" feel free to assume that extends to you as well

  • Pedo planet

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  • I mean, I can see what they were going for here, sure... But this probably had to have - what - likev a half dozen or so (allegedly ⁷functioning) adults review all of this, likely discuss it amongst themselves to boot... Anyway, all of that and still - yadda yadda yadda - we make it through all of that without a single motherfucker being like, "So, ya don't think the name will attract any... undesirable elements for a care center or anything like that?"

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    Trumpussy

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  • lyk dis if u cry everytim