“For being held up in ways my arms shouldn’t bend, some dickhead threatened my life” - Wombat Jones

Love from my father

“Produce a regional wine which can no longer be named by its region, but has to be called ‘sparkling’ instead - in the us”

Tumbler has one of the worst comment layouts…

There are dozens of us! Dozens!!

Microsoft Clippy materializes as your permanent sidekick. You cannot close Clippy.

“Looks like you’re jacking off again, would you like help with that?”

“Looks like you’re thinking about your ex again, would you like to stage a home invasion?”

“All women hate you, the logical conclusion is that modern day feminism is at fault, would you like directions to the nearest KKK rally?”

Clippy has a lot of issues. It’s not worth it bro.

Cross disciplinary skills are necessary for invention.

I like to think of ADHD as a beneficial mutagen in our technological and artistic evolution.

I’ll tell you what’s definitely unsettling;

The fact that if you kiss a mirror, you’ll only ever kiss yourself on the lips.

There are different types of intelligence tests, sure. What I was talking about was IQ tests.

But yes, I do hate intelligence tests, they have a long history of reinforcing systemic racism.

Mensa has long been the benchmark for high IQ societies.

Go take their sample IQ test. It is only pattern recognition.

Unfortunately this is the norm.

IQ tests are interesting, because they’re mainly a test of pattern recognition.

However, knowing how the patterns are formed, can easily net you +10 points on an IQ test.

It’s a shit way to determine “intelligence”.

Some people might score highly, but are socially inept and unmotivated, meaning they have a lot of raw power, without having the mental capability to channel it productively, which is pretty fucking stupid.

Then you get people like Musk and Trump, who are both highly motivated people, despite being dumb as rocks. Yet, our geniuses can’t figure out how to mitigate their stupidity.

Yeah, there are a lot of low IQ dickhead out there, must be genetic or something.

Debating what intelligence is, is such a circle-jerk.

The term is so broad, that it encompasses aspects like motivation, memory retention capacity, memory recall rates, differentiates between verbal, spacial and emotional intelligence, and occasionally veers into scientific racism.

It’s a fucking shit show. The comment sections of posts about intelligence are generally toxic because people end up talking past each other.

Is this…

Don’t change.

When people see you smiling, it will make them happy by-proxy.

Be proud, laugh loud.

Scenario 3.

Static image would be fine lol.

It’s mildly frustrating that Tobias is only lip synced to “fix this”.

It’s a smaller battle, part of the larger war on plastic.

I see trash these days, and I can ignore much more of it because its biodegradable.

I’m picking up shit less. I see this as a win.

Why even bother making this a gif?

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Then I’ll willingly die drowning in fluids