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Zoop

@ Zoop @beehaw.org

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  • More Google Spyware to Enjoy!

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  • Thank you for sharing this with us here. It was installed on my phone, too; I had no idea until I checked for it due to this article. I'll have to let my mom know, too. I appreciate ya!

    I'm sort of surprised it was installed on such an old, cheap phone on an older version of Android that hasn't gotten updates in years. I don't usually get any kind of updates like this (to my knowledge.) Bleh. I wish I had the resources to just use GrapheneOS or similar!

  • Public Firehose Project Shutters After Backlash

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  • This breaks my heart! The poor developer. That was a super cool idea. Sometimes I hate people...

  • Staff Used The Bathroom Too Long: Chinese Firm Sparks Outrage For Photographing And Shaming Workers Using Toilets

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  • I like the way you think.

  • Looking for more mods

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  • Most definitely! It totally threw me off, hahaha!

  • Looking for more mods

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  • I am deeply convinced that greedy corporations should hold control over knowledge and culture.

    I'm guessing (and hoping!) this is just a very unfortunate typo, lol!

  • How much flow and volume from urination do you need to levitate your whole body for two seconds off the floor?

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  • What a fun way to find out my bladder capacity is around three times the average at least. Connective tissue disorders are whack. Now I've just gotta work on the other factors so I can piss-levitate longer than everyone else! I'll be unstoppable!!

  • How much flow and volume from urination do you need to levitate your whole body for two seconds off the floor?

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  • This was exactly what I thought of when I saw the post! I'm glad you saw this and shared your work here. It's awesome and it makes me so happy.

  • how's your week going, Beehaw

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  • I feel ya. I know it likely doesn't really help, but you're not alone. 💖

  • SLAY

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  • Sometimes they are, yep! They vary in size and shape quite a bit.

    You know how some raindrops are teeny tiny and light, some are big and fat and heavy? And often you can tell because of how they look and feel differently on your skin and stuff? It's just like that!

  • Zuckerberg 'Loves' AI Slop Image From Spam Account That Posts Amputated Children

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  • Thank you for the heads up! I genuinely appreciate it. I usually click through links in articles like that. You helped me avoid seeing it when it really wouldn't be good for me to. (I mean, not that it would ever be good to see, but especially so at the moment lol) I can be sensitive to stuff like that (even when I know that particular image isn't real) for PTSD reasons and have trouble getting it out of my head. Thank you. 💖

    That was very kind of you to give others the heads up that you didn't get so that others didn't have to see what you saw without being prepared.

  • SLAY

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  • HOLY CRAP THAT'S FUCKIN' ADORABLE!

    What a cute little birdy and what a great photograph! I love it! Thank you for sharing Jocelyn's wonderful photo with us, fossilesque :)

  • Rule

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  • I'm a little offended that you don't care about my dancing 🕺but I can promise you, I'm not making any profit off of it!

    I can't speak for goop, froop, or loop, though.

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    Jerkoff

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  • I definitely interpreted it as some sort of a buy-here-pay-here car lot type of situation, but for titties. Lol!

    Oh, how I wish tit loans were an actual thing that could easily, safely, and successfully be done! Or some sort of permanent tit transfer. (Tbh I extra wish the same could be done with the whole vulva/vagina/cervix/uterus/fallopian tubes/ovaries/etc situation, too.)

    I'd love to re-home any or all of these to some cool-ass person like you who would love them and be loved by them.

    I'm sure countless other people feel the same about their unwanted parts. Why isn't this a thing yet!? Come on, science!! So many people would benefit!

    My apologies if this is a weird comment, lol...I haven't slept for a couple days and have a lot of stress and pain and extra stuff making my brain more poopoo than normal. 😅

  • Chameleons

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  • The first thing that popped in my head for another possible usage of it was:

    When you nut, but she's still suckin'

    It's terrible, I know. Forgive me, lol

  • Grirrrll....

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  • Charlie, if your stomach hurts, eat a Tums!

  • PimEyes: Face Recognition Search Engine and Reverse Image Search |

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  • I hope so, but I doubt it - it's a good money maker, I'm sure. I found a picture with it that's definitely me, but I don't even remember taking or sharing it. I haven't been able to find it with any other reverse image search type services that I've found so far.

  • What's the funniest thing your pet did?

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  • Aww, poor little Mog! I hope someone let her right back in! That's totally accurate, though, lol

    Whatever this is from sounds cute. :) Thank you for sharing it with us here!

  • Drums in Minor - You Would be Sorry

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  • I look forward to checking this out when I can get my headphones - I've got a sleeping cat on me right now, lol. Thank you for sharing this with us! You and your eldest son sound pretty cool! :)

  • Saint Luigi

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