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Zoift [he/him]

@ Zoift @hexbear.net

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  • All of history is a history of class mogging

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  • Impossible to not read that with the cadence of the monster mash.

  • This 215-Million-Year-old crocodile was built to run, not swim. [More inside]

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  • I bet they'd be snuggly as pets. For the latent body heat.

  • DO NOT EAT ROCKS! YOU CANNOT EAT THEM! ROCKS ARE NOT EDIBLE! EXCEPT FOR SALT! WHICH YOU CAN AND SHOULD EAT! EVEN THOUGH IT'S A ROCK! DON'T EAT ROCKS EXCEPT FOR THAT ROCK!STOP ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS!

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  • Rocks and ur body, a handy guide:

    Edible ✅

    Digestible ❎

    Topical ✅

    Smokable ✅

    Injectable ❎

    Pissable ✅

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    Is it safe to stand on top of a ceramic toilet tank?

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  • Lets be real, If you're asking that question, you're gonna do it anyways regardless of what we answer.

    Probably a bad idea tho

  • I'm sad Deadlock is 'just' a MOBA—not because I don't like them, but because I'm in love with Valve's lore and characters enough to want any other game instead

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  • I feel you, I wish it was a turn-based 4x game like the first two. 28 years waiting for a sequel and this reboot has basically nothing in common with its predecessors.

    Prey got away with that, but thats only cause both of them slapped.

  • How long does age verification take on Hexbear?

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  • Drug testing. You gotta piss in a cup first. Any cup, be creative.

  • ‘That’s baleen, not teeth’ Shut the fuck up you nerd, that’s teeth

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  • And thats why ducks have baleen, and are in-fact fish. Monks was right

  • ‘That’s baleen, not teeth’ Shut the fuck up you nerd, that’s teeth

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  • Meanwhile theres polyphyletic bullshit like crabs or flies out there made of dozens of different taxa. Scientists making shit up as they go along and we have to pretend their tvtropeass catagories about things are special. I CAN READ GREEK TOO AND YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

  • POV: your a chud going to an anti ice protest provoking a lad to hit you

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  • The kids are all right.

  • JAFFA KREE

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  • Ya think symbiotes fart too? Give the Jaffa little belly-button flap bubbles?

  • But, his emails

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  • Butt hissy males

  • If you can, thank your local tulpa, and remember, it's the thoughtform that counts.

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  • Tulpas are bourgeisie constructs. You went so psychicly hyper-individualist you did a dividualism. Literally alienated yourself from your thought-labor, good job dumbass.

    Real comrades form egregores/ergovores.

  • How do you balance wanting to Strike with duty to save people

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  • MRNs, whats that? Sounds like a hospital thing, im just a lil ol Empty. You'll have to call and ask records, all i got for the PCR was a birthday of 01/01/01 and a middle finger, sorry.

  • How do you balance wanting to Strike with duty to save people

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  • Theres more than one way to strike. Bus drivers commonly give free rides during transportation strikes for instance. Not your fault if everyone refuses to give names, just a whole load of John & Jane Does today.

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    Sooo... Friends?

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  • Hang in there comrade. This too will pass, and there are many people out there looking for friends too. The greater internet is dead, but the small forums and personal sites are still shuffling with life. Lemmy isnt quite important enough to draw enough bots to kill it.

  • Got all dolled up for my giggle switch

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  • You either tap in bursts like a coward or let it be the AA platform it wants

  • Got all dolled up for my giggle switch

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  • Its ok if you can only hit the broad side of a barn, if your goal is to make that barn feel really unsafe

  • I'm trying to make hummus for my bros but the supermarket only carries chickpeas

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  • They wont stock them in the grocery cause Dudepeas get pea-nits, you gotta wash those dirty beans.

  • Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business

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  • “We’re apparently not supposed to say anymore, but we always said we’re cold in the streets and hot in the sheets. Democratic Party should think about that a lot.”

    we always said we’re cold in the streets

    cold in the streets

    Fair enough

  • music @hexbear.net
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    Beans Taste Fine - Shel Silverstein

  • music @hexbear.net
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    Slurmclown - Chumbawumba - Tubthumping

    inv.nadeko.net /watch
  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
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    Devastating news everyone

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
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    "Comrades, you must all analyse your own responsibility.

  • badposting @hexbear.net
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    Armadillos, of all the animals, have easiest time suckin their own dick

  • Movies & TV @hexbear.net
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    MOVIE NOMINATION THREAD FOR JUNE