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  • TIL you can pay $100 per night for Premium Jail with more comfortable conditions

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  • Commit a non violent felony that doesn't step in to federal jurisdiction. Hire a good lawyer that can convince a judge to let you continue under your own recognizance working while you're living in jail awaiting trial. Every time you're trial date approaches push for an extension or a delay. Enjoy living in the premium cell at the zoo.

  • Danish king changes royal coat of arms in apparent rebuke of Trump over Greenland row

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  • Trump thinks a coat of arms is a jacket made of weapons that he can buy

  • Danish king changes royal coat of arms in apparent rebuke of Trump over Greenland row

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  • Heyyyy then we got mild socialism that kinda worked until a conservative court overturned all of the most effective reforms in favor of business....

  • No RTO

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  • There are still 47 other states. I know I know, it's hard to believe but most of the US is not in Texas California and Florida. Most people's commute is still about 27 minutes.

  • No RTO

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  • I know a guy that still does that.

    The average commute in the US is just under 27 minutes or so. So while those commutes do exist, they aren't typical.

  • No RTO

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  • I know it's hard to believe this but most of the US does exist outside of Texas.

  • No RTO

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  • Most commutes are under half an hour. Comfort over an 8 hour day will have a far greater impact on productivity than not sitting in a car for 25 minutes before you get to work.

  • Half a million suspected Nazi collaborators are named in the Netherlands

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  • This is a good example of why witch hunts inevitably include innocent people. Maybe you started rooting out fascists, but somebody will take advantage of a ravenous mob given the opportunity.

    Which is why Nazis actively carrying signs, showing tattoos, or shouting Nazi shit are fair game. At that point it's just proactive self defense.

  • Cashier talk

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  • Beers per hour because anything is better than the metric system

  • Time to make your decesion

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  • Plot twist, her fiancee refuses to commit to a date and she will be engaged for years, constantly planning a wedding that will never come. Growing more and more frustrated and vocal about her upcoming wedding.

  • Texas teen poisoned rival’s goat because she ‘doesn’t like cheaters,’ cops say

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  • FFA and 4H have rules regarding the raising of show livestock that basically boil down to "you gotta take care of the animal."

    You're not allowed to bring in help outside of your immediate family, you're not allowed to "excessively" engage consultants, which is generally anything outside of the normal education you'd receive going through that program. And there's a bunch of rules for where and how you house the animal. Several of which are in place to ensure that you cannot send it off to someone to train or care for it for any length of time.

    There's a significant amount of money on the line. These animals go to auction, and while it's not typical, especially not for goats, they can bring in 6 figures. College educations are frequently paid for by these auctions. For a lot of kids that's the plan.

    So cheating happens.

  • Styrofoam food containers are now banned in Oregon

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  • IS going to run out of water. Not HAS run out of water.

    And we know. We been warning yall fucks for years that the aquifer ain't filling back up and gotdangit they just keep paying us to grow corn on land that ain't suited for growing beans. And everybody knows corn and sorghum ain't no good for the soil neither.

    Joking aside, we'll deal with that impending apocalypse like we'll deal with all the other ones. By pretending it isn't happening.

  • All windows shatter

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  • Fun fact, that event is easily searchable.

    Either your memory of the event is falling, or you're lying.

    It was a racial justice protest.

    Nobody died. One man with life threatening injuries went to a different hospital and no further news was reported on that.

    Nobody was charged with manslaughter, the most serious charge was disorderly conduct.

  • Styrofoam food containers are now banned in Oregon

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  • Y'all damn coastals with yer big fancy oceans. WE GOT OCEANS TOO WE JUST KEEP EM UNDERGROUND SO THEY DON'T SCARE MEEMAW.

    Everybody knows meemaw's ascared of the deep water. And when she gets agitated she gets to her whippin stick.

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  • He should shove it up his ass.

    I don't want it to be quick and painless for him

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    Asking some reasonable questions about Elon Musk's "help" with the Cybertruck bombing case

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  • Until someone is suspected of a crime, and subjected to a warrantless search when the feds ask Elmo for that data and receive it. Sure there's not a lot of overlap between Tesla owners and petty crime but I'm willing to bet there IS a lot of overlap between Tesla owners and guys growing pot in their garage.

  • Billionaire Larry Ellison says a vast AI-fueled surveillance system can ensure 'citizens will be on their best behavior'

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  • He's afraid of the masses.

    I wonder why

  • Cybertruck blast suspect was a ‘Rambo type’ who loved Trump, family says

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  • He shot himself first.

  • Pentagon Approved Funds for MrBeast, Kelly Clarkson, Guy Fieri in 2023

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  • The sweepstakes fraud is just... Rampant. I'm surprised he's gotten away with it for so long.