It's like having a boisterous sibling who makes bold claims and pumps you up, but when it comes time to put their money where their mouth is, they slink away with their tail between their legs. Or even, at times, rally with the other side.
Sure, maybe we're idealistic. At least we follow through.
Those aren't croissants. Those are crescents.
I was going to make a joke, spelling it the same way and pronouncing it differently, but I'm pretty sure the Pillsbury tubes are even called crescents on the package