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WhoaSlowDownMaurice [they/them, undecided]

@ WhoaSlowDownMaurice @hexbear.net

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    Bulletins and International News Discussion from November 17th to November 23rd - 50 Years of Resistance - COTW: Western Sahara

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  • 🎵 Blue jean baby... 🎵

  • Radio free Hexbear

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  • Happy birthday to your sibling!

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  • thinking I'm in a creepypasta every time I see a site tagline with my username in it and getting scared

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  • yeah but was anyone bleeding hyperrealistic blood

  • New mod rule, whoever denied it supplied it

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  • What about "whoever found it browned it"

  • 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

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  • BREAKING: In his final moments, Dick Cheney received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

  • 🦀🦀 War criminal Dick Cheney dies 🦀🦀

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  • BREAKING: In his final moments, Dick Cheney received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

  • Othello - Novo General Megathread for the 1st-4th of November 2025

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  • Dark Souls is an allegory for how drinking copious amounts of coffee to stay awake isn't healthy for you and at some point you should really just go to bed already.

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    Heat pumps -Trans Megathread from October 27th, 2025 to November 2nd, 2025

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  • Best spirit guide kitty Rosa

  • What is the most influential fanfiction of all time?

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  • Tbf, a fic causing a change in policy of one of the biggest fanfic sites is influential in a way

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    Heat pumps -Trans Megathread from October 27th, 2025 to November 2nd, 2025

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  • HVAC installed by a doggirl, call that heat pups

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    Heat pumps -Trans Megathread from October 27th, 2025 to November 2nd, 2025

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  • Wmill mega? Awesome

  • Reading history books is just like watching dark souls lore videos

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  • The Richard Nixon, so easily forgotten

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    Mictecacihuatl, Lady of the Dead - Novo General Megathread for the 29th of September to 3th of October 2025

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  • Does anyone have that meme of lenin or marx where a quote has been edited to be about voting

  • Would you rather be alone in the woods with a bear or a twink?

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  • The Volcel Police force me to answer "bear."

  • What binomial names do you find funny?

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  • Breaking the rules a bit with a trinomial but I think it's important to post the longest tautonym trinomial: Coccothraustes coccothraustes coccothraustes

    Aka the hawfinch

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    Black Friday (Iran, 1978) - Novo Megathread for the 8th-10th of September 2025

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  • Alright everyone, let's form a nice orderly line to post the 9/10/2001 Garfield comic tomorrow, okay? Take a ticket, and post it when called upon.

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    Eduardo Galeano - Novo General Megathread for the 1st-4th of September 2025

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  • Does a pig eating nothing but slop, not knowing of any better foods, demand the abolition of slop?

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    Eduardo Galeano - Novo General Megathread for the 1st-4th of September 2025

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  • The pain of being too old to have been conceived on the Garfield tunnel of love ride but too young to have done the deed on the Garfield tunnel of love ride

  • This is the Unofficial "Schrodinger's President" Thread

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  • apology for bad english

    where were you trump die

    i was at house scrolling hexbear when phone ring

    "trump is kil"

    "yes...ha ha ha...yes"