i work a very public facing job and deal with a lot of old ppl. I look pretty wild but old ladies LOVE me because i try hard to be friendly and helpful. being very distinctive looking works out in my favor because when I see them again they're so happy haha
an old lady in a wheelchair peed on my bus and didnt even realize it. I felt bad for her and it smelled bad but I got off work early because aint no way I was gonna pick anyone else up on a pee pee bus
in my home I've perfected the strategy of giving my gf the option of 1 of 2 things I'd like to eat and that we can make, eliminating having to ask her what she wants for dinner. she never knows what she wants for dinner.
sometimes I'll make one of the options something she doesn't like so we get to have the thing thats my first choice.
This isn’t a joke. There’s naked pictures of me all over the internet. Like what you see? I hope you do, because there’s plenty more where that came from. What is going on? Who’s jacking off to this? It’s not me. Maybe it’s you. Maybe it’s your family.
