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WanakaTree

@ WanakaTree @lemmy.zip

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  • THIS is a real test of how old you are. If you score 20 your future is short

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  • I know right. I'm 39, all 20.

  • Fair question

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  • I've seen my wife open the mailbox, look at what's in it, say "Ugh I don't want to deal with that," and PUT IT BACK IN THE MAILBOX

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    Parenting Chat - 11/30 - 12/06

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  • I have a four and a half year old. His friends parents with kids th same age will mention that their kid is fussy because he "didn't nap today," meanwhile my son hasn't napped at home since he was two

  • Rule

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  • (´･ω･`)

  • Yawn

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  • I used to yawn incessantly during warmups before rugby matches. My coach would yell at me to get my head into the game. I kept telling him it's just what happens when I'm warming up it doesn't mean anything!

  • ich🍝😋iel

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  • Mein Vierjähriger auch

  • Cat hostage

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  • My wife and I refer to this as the "Kitty Claws" of our marriage contract

  • Whats your hot take on something that doesnt matter at all?

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  • Oh hell yes, utilize drives me nuts. Its supposed to mean when you find a particularly effective, often different than typical purpose, for usage of something.

    I utilize the word utilize as a way to identify people who spit out word jargon to hide their ineptitude

  • No excuses

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  • "instead of using toilet paper he wipes his ass with a town that then he stores full of shit on a drawer"

    I have a lot of questions about this part

  • Unified Theory of American Reality

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  • Yeah I was thinking this sound alike my 4 year old

  • QAnon shaman sues Trump for $40 trillion

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  • I do know a shaman. She does not dress like that

  • Imperial Wastes So Much Time

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  • I studied engineering in college (in the US) and on exams they'd throw a mix of imperial and metric problems at us.

    Any time it was imperial, a lot of us would convert everything to metric, solve the problem, then convert the answer back to imperial

  • Fucking pointless

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  • If you find a way to teach this lesson let me know.

    My wife loves to cook and is very good at it, but she's purely focused on the food. I try to clean as she goes behind her and she keeps shooing me away because I'm in way. However if I don't then she'll start getting annoyed that the sink is full. It's a delicate balance

  • Not stealing

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  • Yeah the first time I tried the two options for clothes on my then-two year old, he snatched both options out of my hands, threw them on the ground, and screamed NO CLOTHES

  • Secret White House spreadsheet ranks US companies based on loyalty to Trump

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  • True, but at some point they'll leak it by sharing the file with the wrong email address

  • howy mowy

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  • Ohhhh. Yup had no idea, thanks

  • howy mowy

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  • I laughed. But like, why

  • hell naah

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  • Yeah I'm in the middle of visiting Germany, Austria, and Slovenia over five weeks, and I did not pack enough warm clothes

  • RIP to your Pixel 4a's battery life as this mandatory update rolls out to all

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  • 6a here, exact same story for me. It also would not charge past 75% after the latest update until I turned off adaptive battery. Worked great until the update