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WIIHAPPYFEW [any, any]

@ WIIHAPPYFEW @hexbear.net

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  • Bi / Genderfluid butchtwink thing / Autistic
  • General Secretary of the Psychopompist-Murderdronesist United Front (Left Faction)
  • Doing Anti-Japaneseism but for South Carolina

  • A shining example of liberty is in the works, take that vuvuzela

  • Shielding Children's Retinas from Egregious Exposure on the Net Act

    I FUCKING HATE THIS CONTRIVED BACKRONYM SHIT FUCK EVERY CONGRESSPERSON WHO THINKS THEYRE CLEVER OR QUIRKY WHEN THEY DO IT

  • etc

  • wdym they’re gonna see that return on investment from spending THREE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS on butchering a really cool (from what I’ve heard) graphic novel any day now

  • Jump
  • Aw man I haven’t seen the construction dude in so long :,)

    Also remember when vaporwave was a thing that had influence

  • Yea yea I knew that part, just not whether or not the puppet admins didn’t get to have control (well, whatever amount they had) over big chunks of their territory

  • fuck it. I could be acting deputy chairperson and kgb chair at the same time if I really wanted to. worked for shelepin.

  • Also there’s like two to five deputy chairpeople at a time! Their whole deal is that they specialize in different parts of governing!

  • (Just corrected it dw)

  • And yet you can’t even stomach even putting me on trial. Look me in the eyes when you send me to the firing range.

  • Have you even selected a Premier (much less a deputy)? (forgot premier got folded into the chairman of the council of ministers but they still don’t have a deputy, see below) No deputy General Secretary (that’s just the second secretary again, how sloppy ARE we) or Chairperson, do we not even have a line of succession? (kinda but not for the premier?) No one’s in charge of light industry, was that too close to a treats department? WHY IS NO ONE IN CHARGE OF THE KGB?

  • IF YOU’RE GONNA PURGE ME DONT DELEGATE MY DEATH TO THE POST-GROYPERS, I THOUGHT YOU HAD THE DIGNITY TO WALK UP TO ME WITH AN ICE AXE AND DO IT YOURSELF

  • Wait shit I think the other politburo members are passing by us in the hall we either gotta drag them into our side or push them into the community bond villain lair’s piranha tank

  • How much money could I get from moving to France and selling 2000s playboy mags that I carried across the british channel in a speedboat

  • It’s ok they’ll use the money from the fines to help Ukraine keep Russian authoritarianism at bay, did you know Putin hates free speech so much that he banned VPNs- oh wait oh shit uhh

  • omg… it’s a christmas miracle…

  • Done

  • One day I’ll get to be a mod here so I could negotiate emote exports for this thread

  • If we did appoint anyone there they’d get instantly executed by those roving soyjakker bandits