The debt falls off the credit report in several years.
It's also cleared by bankruptcy, and they can't go after your relatives for it, excluding your estate, and let's say that if you have medical debt, your estate probably isn't worth pursuing.
As soon as you accused it, it would announce that it was running for president, delay judgement for four years, win, and then spread the infection worldwide.
Thank you. This joke completely went over my head.