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Velypso

@ Velypso @sh.itjust.works

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  • jellyfish go to hell

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  • Cannonball jellyfish is the most likely culprit for edible jellyfish.

    In case anyone is curious.

    And it is damn good in a salad.

  • Blue MAGA

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  • Every day, boss makes a dollar, I make a dime...

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  • I make a dime,

    Boss makes a buck,

    That's why i crank my hog

    In the company truck.

  • Schlip schlop

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  • Imo shakespeare is like seinfeld.

    So incredibly influential and popular that reading/watching is boring because everything that has been said by them has been said by everyone else, but better years/decades/centuries later.

    I agree that shakespeare is a slog, simply because ive seen probably 50 "hamlet" television episodes that are better

    Another great example: West-side Story is just a much better version of romeo and juliet which is slow for no reason in comparison.

  • Neil Young Trashes Amazon, Gives His Complete Musical Catalog to Greenland for Free

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  • Damn, your mom must suck.

  • Being mean to me is a capitol offense 😡

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  • Thank you :)

    Unfortunately, there is a decent portion of idiots here that did not.

  • Being mean to me is a capitol offense 😡

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  • Did you vote?

    Did you think both sides are the same?

    You helped get us to where we are.

  • Immigrant Children Lead Uprising at Texas Detention Center

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  • Just a reminder to those who didnt vote.

    You helped this.

  • The Lord of the Ring

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  • Or maybe soap operas are socially acceptable wrestling for women to watch? 🤔🤔

    Wrasslin been around a lot longer than plays

  • The Windows Interface You Didn’t Like, For Linux

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  • Lmao, you must be new to the linux community.

    That's like the main linux nerds do

  • Conspiracy theorist antivaxxer struggling with comprehension

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  • Define: meme

  • ICE walked into a Mexican restaurant in St Paul, the crowd made them feel so unwelcome, they walked right on back out empty handed.

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  • Sew! Sew like the wind!

  • I love barbecue

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  • As someone who grew up in an area and family with a strong bbq culture, im surprised it can be spelled with a 'c' lmao

    That just looks wrong imo

  • Not all heroes wear rules

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  • Cookie Monster used to have a bit of a meth problem. Im glad he finally got clean.

  • Venezuela ‘turning over’ up to 50m barrels of oil to the US, Trump says

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  • Just a reminder to those of us who did not vote.

    You helped do this.

  • Board Votes To Dissolve Corporation For Public Broadcasting After Loss Of Federal Funding

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  • And when trump finally got here, you said:

    you know what? Im gonna help this guy get in.

  • Board Votes To Dissolve Corporation For Public Broadcasting After Loss Of Federal Funding

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  • When the opposing ticket to milquetoast is literal fascism, i will vote milquetoast every day of the fucking week.

    You wouldnt though, youd rather have the fascism.

    You can justify your shitty actions all you want, but reality is still reality.

  • Board Votes To Dissolve Corporation For Public Broadcasting After Loss Of Federal Funding

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  • And among the other things you've done, you've helped to fund ICE, you've helped to increase healthcare costs for millions of americans, you've helped destabilize venezuela

    This is not shit flinging. This is the reality of not voting. You have enabled these things to happen.

    I know what I did. I tried to help avoid these things.

    You sure as fuck did not.

  • Board Votes To Dissolve Corporation For Public Broadcasting After Loss Of Federal Funding

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  • You can reject my assertion all you want.

    It doesn't change reality. You enable fascists.

    Whatever else you have to say is effectively useless because you are in effect a fascist yourself for enabling one.

    Congrats, you've played yourself.

    You stupid fucking idiot.