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VILenin [he/him]

@ VILenin @hexbear.net

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Yes it's me, Vladimir Lenin. :i-was-saying

  • A CO is a sadist who couldn’t become a cop due to illiteracy and will never forgive the prisoners for it

  • He shouldn’t have to worry about UV rays anymore once he gets nice and comfy in his cell

  • Radlibs be like “Let’s ignore hundreds of years of theory, practice, strategy, and observation and just wing the revolution, I’m sure that’ll turn out great! Haha fuck learning from history”

  • Ima quiet quit my job to take a micro retirement before I bare back my job hug

  • If you want to buy a house why don’t you just open a lemonade stand? Or walk into Bill Gates’ office and ask to be CEO? Have you thought of that, huh?

  • Doesn’t really matter whether he leads a life at all in obscurity or not, Trump’s DOJ got their brownie points for cracking down on radical woke antifa terrorism

  • It’s so they can label anyone they don’t like as a radical woke antifa gang member or whatever and hand down 1000 consecutive death sentences (it doesn’t count as political violence if the state does it)

    I’m sure liberals are already on the offensive by furiously calling their representatives as if they give a fuck, and filing legal complaints as if we don’t all know what the Supreme Court is gonna say

  • Dems: if we out-fascist the fascists, the fascists will vote for us instead

  • The sequel is just a 2 minute cutscene where Indy is called into an office and gets fired from the university for celebrating political violence against Hitler

  • Liberals believe the law is a paranormal force that exerts magical power, so they treat the courtroom like a temple

  • Liberals will be wearing swastika armbands and sieg-heiling before they even think about dropping the China bullshit

  • The terrorism charges were never going to stick, they’re just for the DOJ to get their headlines before it quietly gets dismissed.

    Fun fact: your name and the press release alleging your guilt stays on the DOJ website forever, even if you’re found not guilty, or even factually innocent.

  • That’s a lotta emergency tracheostomies that need doing

  • Liberals think the law is a paranormal entity that exerts magical powers on the state

  • Typing this query into google causing Marco Rubio to revoke my citizenship and deport me to CECOT

  • They’re already saying he was indoctrinated by woke leftist ideology because he went to college for 3 months

  • The last one is the most egregious. “The Adolf Hitler Institute for Jewish Studies provided us with multiple individuals who testified that Jews fed innocent Auschwitz guards to imported alligators from Florida, Auschwitz was a luxury resort before Stalin killed all the guests and blamed it on Hitler” etc.

  • It will be crushed by the lower courts, the libs will do a victory lap, then it will go up to the Supreme Court who will uphold it. You can’t cast spells against the state, the law is made up and they can do whatever the fuck they want.

    Even if the SC somehow didn’t uphold this, what are they going to do when Trump goes ahead and does it anyway? Power grows out of the barrel of a gun, not a judge’s mouth.