UniversalMonk

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Universal Monk @lemmy.dbzer0.com 2mo ago

Hmmm, I'm not really showing up as suspicious in those stats, yet many of the accounts that routinely accuse me of shit, do show up under the suspicious label in that data. Hmmmm...very very interesting...

Universal Monk @lemmy.dbzer0.com 2mo ago

Many times people have accused Monk of sockpuppeting, but I haven’t seen concrete evidence of this beyond some cursory looks into the matter.

Funny how people will just overlook or ignore this part of your post. lol

You seem like a straight up guy, because you have a pretty long history of jumping into these threads saying you had ways to find out, even tho you have no love for me. So I appreciate ya being neutral about the whole thing. I looked at your stats, but I have no idea what they were saying. Still, good on ya for posting some original data.

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Universal Monk @lemmy.dbzer0.com 2mo ago

What am I posting that you feel is ragebait?

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Universal Monk @lemmy.dbzer0.com 2mo ago

Yeah, funny how that works. I still haven't seen any valid reason of why I am getting so many weird accusations or why people are so mad at me. Oh other than of course, I don't worship the Sacred Duopoly which is destroying democracy. Still I guess we shouldn't be surprised. Society put Debs in freakin' jail for it. My Lemmy jail is nothing compared to what he had to go through.

I'll be pro-union and pro-third party till the day I die, no matter now upset people on Lemmy are about it. No regrets! Bring on the naysayers. The haters here certainly think of me much more than I think of them.

I wonder how many threads have been made about me? I feel quite famous on here. Maybe I'll run for President in 2028! lol

Universal Monk @lemmy.dbzer0.com 2mo ago

P.S. Praise be to the Flying Spaghetti Monster we aren’t considered a “respectable instance”

Exactly why I'm here and this is the best instance in the 'verse.

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Universal Monk @lemmy.dbzer0.com 2mo ago

My real life is so boring compared to user's made-up stories about me. lol

I sorta wanna be the top secret CIA/Mossad/Russia/China spy that so many here accuse me of being. Yet somehow, someway, I had to shovel snow off my sidewalk today because of this freak snowstorm. I'm a freakin' superspy, surely The Agency can pay for someone to do that for me! What the heck?

All information wants to be free.

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Universal Monk @lemmy.dbzer0.com 2mo ago

Yours literally features the same guy in all your pfp.

The reason he's in all my real profiles, is because I don't hide the fact that my name is on different instances. I don't create alt names. I never have.

So either you are editing pictures of yourself or you are really fond of this dude.

Both, actually! My profile pic is a character in many of my books--I write for a living. He's basically me and the picture is too, but with way better ai lighting. I'm real-life shirtless all over reddit, so feel free to accuse me of thirst trapping for attention. But I digress.

Some trolls take my name and try to make fake accounts with it, but they get banned fast. My name is known enough that those fakes stand out. That’s what makes this whole thread funny.

I’ve never hidden who I am. And I’m not banned from Lemmy--you’re replying to me right now. See? This account, along with my anarchist.nexus one, has been my main home for a long time.

The idea that I’m running “hundreds of sock puppets” doesn’t hold up. What would be the point? These supposed accounts don’t even agree with each other. There’s no shared message, no agenda, no pattern. What would anyone gain by creating a swarm of fake accounts that argue with each other? It makes no sense. You yourself just pointed out that I keep the same crappy profile on my usernames.

OP's account is less than one day old, and this his only post, and the only comments he's made are in this thread. OP also admitted to creating a troll account with someone's same username to troll someone who he thought was me: His quote: I will admit the PapaSkwat@lemmy.libertarianfellowship.com was me counter-trolling but I am not finding Lemmy worth the fight.

Now I have no idea why he thinks the PapaSkwat dude is me, because I checked that dudes posts, and I don't even see anything controversial. So no clue what that's all about. But right there is he admitting to doing what he is trying to accuse me of doing. lol

Everything about the accusations in this thread collapses under basic logic.

You hate me. I get it. That's fine and it makes me feel important! But at least hate me for the shit I do; not what some other random posters are doing. lol

Thanks, friend! (yes, despite the hate, I consider you my friend. We're all gonna make it.)

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Universal Monk @lemmy.dbzer0.com 2mo ago

Says the guy who has an AI character in his pfp. lol

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Universal Monk @lemmy.dbzer0.com 2mo ago

I've been posting since before the last election and you'd think they'd have better proof than "cuz I think so!" by now. Not only that, but in every one of the threads that come up about me, there are always a couple of guys who say something like, "I have proof. I've been making a case for a while now. I'm about to release the proof about UniversalMonk! DM me so we can work together."

I wanna see! How the hell do we live in a world where the freakin' Epstein files get released before the Universal Monk files?! Release the UM files, guys!

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Universal Monk @lemmy.dbzer0.com 2mo ago

Yeah, I so hope CM comes here to find out that people think he is me. That'd be the best fucking thing! OMG! He'd lose his shit!

Universal Monk @lemmy.dbzer0.com 2mo ago

Don't forget the "!" cuz you gotta say it with enthusiasm and a smile. Be happy!! Also you're very welcome. If have any more big theories about me, be sure to post here so we can see.

Thanks, friend!

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Universal Monk @lemmy.dbzer0.com 2mo ago

CM actually dislikes me. A lot. You should let him know your theory that he and I are the same bot. And please post his response here, cuz I wanna see!

Universal Monk @lemmy.dbzer0.com 2mo ago

You are just a bot of UM. Your McTruth has no Truthiness here, demon!

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Universal Monk @lemmy.dbzer0.com 2mo ago

Haven't you heard? You and I are the same bot. And we control a top secret government-sanctioned group of bots who create bots who create more bots. All to make Lemmy mad because Lemmy has millions and millions of users and can topple entire governments. Keep up, man! 🤣

Universal Monk @lemmy.dbzer0.com 2mo ago

I will admit the PapaSkwat@lemmy.libertarianfellowship.com was me counter-trolling but I am not finding Lemmy worth the fight.

So let me get this straight: Your account is less than a day old, has one post total, and every comment you've made is in this thread. You’re now admitting you created a fake account with the name of someone you thought was a troll, just so you could troll them. And you think the original troll was actually a troll copying another troll that you believe was trolling. And who runs a network of 300 other trolls who troll. Now you’re saying all those trolls are the same person. Either that, or somehow they’re supposed to be… me? I'm hundreds of people now?!

How far does this troll multiverse go?! Dude, what the fuck are you even talking about? I have never even talked to you and you aren't banned from any of my communities. What fuck are you on, brah?

This is usually where I say, "Thanks, friend!" But this...this...is just lunatic talk. Whatever you are on, don't stop! LMAO

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Universal Monk @lemmy.dbzer0.com 2mo ago

I'm baffled at how many people seem to take this all seriously. I ain't got time or the brain cells to switch between 300 accounts, alt usernames, instances, etc. Just cuss me out here. Not only that, these people they are accusing of me being, don't even post the same shit I do, so why would I create alternate names just to post stuff that opposed my views?

So wait, am I every socialist on here now? Or every anarchist? Or every republican? Or every democrat? Or every libertarian? Do people not realize that those are not the same things? Am I all of those now?!

Isn't "astroturfing" supposed to mean having the same message? All the names they are listing post all kinds of different shit. So what would the point?

I have actually chuckled outloud by some of the comments here. People really need to go outside more. lol