Real, I sometimes feel like life isn't real, like when you watch sunset and it looks surreal and uncanny, well that is sometimes happening to me but for extended periods of time and not just during sunsets :3
I love scrambled eggs, I use butter instead of oil and I use Vegeta instead of salt. At least to me Vegeta gives kinda sweet taste, not too sweet it is tasty.
Now I wonder, what could be alternative names for testosterone (for transmasc folks)?