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UmmmCheckPlease [he/him, comrade/them]

@ UmmmCheckPlease @hexbear.net

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  • Mods are sleeping post kabuki

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  • Any advice on getting into the GWARcore aesthetic for beginners?

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  • Trump says US will 'permanently pause migration' from 'third world countries'

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  • Also “permanently pause”? You mean “stop”? Jfc this guy

  • Trump says US will 'permanently pause migration' from 'third world countries'

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  • I’m not a net asset - please for the love of god deport me to Cuba or Jamaica so I can help with hurricane rebuilding

  • Happy “White People Needing Minorities Because They Can’t do the Basic Tasks of Keeping Themselves Alive” day everyone!

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  • As far as I know that’s one theory, but I’m not aware of it being confirmed. I imagine a mix of that, starvation, etc. What could have been for the Plymouth colony

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    Any advice on getting into the GWARcore aesthetic for beginners?

  • Those greedy gen-zs hoarding their wealth.

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  • They took our name!

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  • Wait until you hear about the last name we had. Both a podcast AND a cocaine mogul used it

  • Libs: THE DPRK IS AN EVIL EVIL PLACE!!!!! Also liberals and the DPRK:

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  • Out of habit I started zoning out about halfway through the list lol oh yeah, it’s holiday conversation mode

  • Erika Kirk says Turning Point's support of JD Vance in 2028 is 'in the works'

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  • ‘We are not Enron’: Nvidia rejects AI bubble fears 🤣

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  • makes sense, but had to confirm

  • Any advice on getting into the Gorpcore aesthetic for beginners?

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  • Definitely. Or hard hat

  • Voyager 1 Is About to Reach One Light-day from Earth

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  • Well I doubt anyone’s gonna fact check if it’s there :p

  • Erika Kirk says Turning Point's support of JD Vance in 2028 is 'in the works'

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  • Running for president of the us sounds infuriating, but running against JD would be an absolute treat for anyone with the slightest bit of rizz. Hes a flavorless box of mashed potatoes but with none of the utility

  • Colt "Government Model" M1911 in .38 Super, polished and with gold-plated controls

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  • Don’t consume/sell nearly enough coke to own this but I totally would. Pew pew

  • I don't want anybody else. When I think about you

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  • Nooo don’t block it you’ll miss out on all of hello kitty’s frog friend’s posts - they’re golden

  • "Hey son, can you come over early even though you worked your shitty retail job yesterday and help me get ready for thanksgiving?"

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  • We had drive up where you’d load groceries in cars (way before covid) and I’d just hide there all day - or have my friends stash carts in the farthest corners of the parking lot so I could kill time going to get them. Honestly I’ve worked worse, and at least people might tip around the holidays rather than just be rude. Hope it’s smooth sailing for you friendo

  • More than one way

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  • All of the kiddos (~25 yo) I work with do it, and I think it’s neat. Shine on you lil goofballs

  • Happy “White People Needing Minorities Because They Can’t do the Basic Tasks of Keeping Themselves Alive” day everyone!

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  • Just dreaming of a world where every colony ended up like Roanoke

  • ‘We are not Enron’: Nvidia rejects AI bubble fears 🤣

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  • I was too young to know much about the Enron fraud when it occurred - did anything even happen to any of those bastards? I once met someone who used to be a higher-up at Enron and they seemed to be doing very well for themself still

  • Main, home of the dope ass bear. @hexbear.net
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    Rate my fit

  • Main, home of the dope ass bear. @hexbear.net
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    Kratt Brothers appreciation

  • menby @hexbear.net
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    One of my favorite bits is casually showing my spouse how big the pockets on mens pants are.

  • chat @hexbear.net
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    The Day After Tomorrow was an opp right?

  • Main, home of the dope ass bear. @hexbear.net
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    Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process

    theonion.com /not-sure-how-they-deal-with-criminals-in-your-town-but-round-here-we-use-a-restorative-justice-process/
  • news @hexbear.net
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    House cleaner shot to death on front porch after going to wrong house in Indianapolis suburb

    web.archive.org /save/https%3A%2F%2Fapnews.com%2Farticle%2Findiana-house-cleaner-shot-wrong-address-2068589a1c3de79c36d88430674fae78
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    Most murder attempts are committed by those closest to the victim

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    I really like Toyota Prius

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    Halloween update

  • chat @hexbear.net
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    Happy kitty cat day!

  • news @hexbear.net
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    Bill Gates calls for climate fight to shift focus from curbing emissions to reducing human suffering

    apnews.com /article/bill-gates-climate-change-united-nations-4108f76e746d1e3e13845f33b8ae7007
  • Earth @hexbear.net
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    Happy “Hump” Day

  • Earth @hexbear.net
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    Blep

  • news @hexbear.net
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    Navy loses two aircraft from USS Nimitz aircraft carrier within 30 minutes

    apnews.com /article/navy-nimitz-aircraft-carrier-crashes-8afee8488bd39371350fe0a1dd55374d
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    I've been thinking about agricultural cooperation lately and...

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    Allegories

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    TFW your murder is universally popular

  • Introductions @hexbear.net
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    Howdy 👋