Yeah, that why it was first misdiagnosed as a respiratory illness and only months later it was discovered it’s a BLOOD illness.

We should call it the ‘blood flu’ … might make people realize it’s not a simple cold.

Can’t have excess death if we just stop counting ‘taps temple’

I think he really was a drama queen about it for a couple second though

-But I’m the one who created it, sir!

-Then you should have created it sooner! Good day!

Back in my days, seasons would end for summer and you knew the cliffhanger would be resolved next season in the fall lineup

Debates were way easier for religious folks when they could just burn the other side

Getting any part of one’s body inside a dead carcass has nothing to do with morals…. It’s fucking DISGUSTING! Remember that piece of meat is currently being eaten and digested by billions of bacterias. All eating and defecating everywhere inside and out… flies have burrowed eggs in it, worms are crawling everywhere, and all this is releasing toxic gases from all the rotting and digesting…. Also all the sphincters have released so the bowels are leaking out …! Nope…nope….nope….!!!

I doubt the screen size is an issue for most. The Xteink X4 is about 4 inch and is flying off the shelves right now

I heard he had a 20 minutes conversation with him

I agree: peeing while in line really keeps things moving 🫡

💎 ⭐️ “By the power of the piss crystal!” 💫 💦

“My mom told me I should have been a dentist…”

laugh track

Fade out to commercial break

Bus transfers are the worst… In my city, we have a pretty good network of busses … IF your goal is the city center. All the routes just do a spiderweb towards the center. You’re on your own if you needed to go between neighborhoods.

I can count to 31 using binary numbers!

You see, there is a huge difference you are missing here….

They are billionaires

Makes you wonder how some innocent messages written years ago now feel unnerving when thinking about the cyberpunk megacorps world we are heading into….

No they’re not

We might as well refund her parking stub for all her troubles

Unfortunately still relevant:

https://youtu.be/tIsXEkR5OVs

Just make sure to clean all that Trump off the bowl, buddy! Its disgusting!