Unfortunately, my lawyers have informed me that as the chairperson of the board of Lockheed Martin, my chances of winning this lawsuit are very slim and I would be better off ordering a mob hit.
Aight, I’ll have to cut it out, but if the emoji dictators decide to add it, they’ll need to come up with a different name than :oppression-is-awesome: or whatever I land on.
Yeah! The $2 socks I bought are incredibly thin, don’t keep my feet warm, and I wore holes in them quickly! The pair I paid $10 for are much thicker and have lasted more than 5x longer. This is clear evidence that I need a $175,000 new car.
Ah, but unlike killing people with explosives, killing people with chemicals is technically prohibited, so writing a feel-good story about unions at the chemical warfare factory would be a bad look.
You’re absolutely right! I should open YouTube for you. Did you want to watch videos of kittens learning to walk and falling over, ducks falling in a sewer grate, or something else? This conversation turn has generated 10 tons of CO2 emissions.