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  • Introverts procrastinating making a phonecall*

  • I read this in Craig's voice

  • I love the smell of cocane

  • They're asking what you would do differently

  • I thought the doctor was crazy for prescribing me LSD for my constipation...

    But when I saw the dinosaur, I shit my pants

  • Work 2 days per job, with overlap, part time hours, no benefits, no breaks, no time for revolutions

  • Hahaha! That'll show him.... oh, sorry, we'll take it down

  • Sweet guinea pig of Winnipeg!

  • Laws for thee but not for me

  • They got time to do polls....

  • Banana

    Jump
  • All bananas are guitars, but not all guitars are bananas

  • Banana

    Jump
  • But they don't breathe under the plastic, accelerating the ripening

  • Not in public anyway

  • Friendly neighbours get friendly favours

  • Sweet guinea pig of Winnipeg!

  • Booo!

  • Great Knights of Columbus!

  • By Grabthar's Hammer, by the Suns of Warvan

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Some people have it worse

  • Lemmy Be Wholesome @lemmy.world

    There's enough room

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    Why we don't build houses with silver nails

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    The Teacher Pet

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Cut up those shitposts

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    They would have alarm clocks on the phones too

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Sharon needs a raise

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    What is your wish, mortal?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Where is she‽

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Error Window goes brrrrrrrr

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Can you scare a flamingo?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Blah blah blah

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Woof

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Shine a laser on the moon

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Price is right too

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    I like Angelo, Palmer, Sandro, and Rico

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Purrrrsonality disorder

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Nous sommes des Borg Canadiens

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Did I say 65? I meant 60..

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Mick Gordon intensifies