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Located on Deck 6, Room 2054. Mass evacuation site for decks 5-10.

I'm someone's favorite.

  • I don't use pesticides, but when my dogs start coming inside with ticks, I spray flea and tick killer in their fenced area. I imagine others probably do the same.

  • That was my only thought after seeing the picture.

    "The dual wheels need to go in front, make one with that and I'll consider buying it as a feasible option"

  • My 9 year old laptop is currently sitting in two pieces... But only because I wanted to pull the hard drive out for easier transferring of old files I wanted to keep.

    When I get back to the main part, I'll be removing 90% of the apps on it, doing everything I can to make it run better, and it will be my hobby shop computer. It was going back and forth between my game room and the garage where I kept my lasers and printers.

    If and when it finally bites the dust, it will be given a place of honor amongst the modern tech. Like a transparent top coffee table with all the parts disassembled and arranged inside.

    I'm weirdly nostalgic about my electronics.

  • It's an old joke.

  • "Yeah, that guy who jaywalked SHOULD be charged with murder, jaywalking is a CRIME, PEOPLE!"

  • One reddit user suggests LOREM IPSUM DOLOR SIT AMET

  • $$$$$

  • "sure, the forest I played in as a kid is silent, the trees are dying, insects are sparse, we go back and forth between buried in 10ft of snow and heat wave drought inside a month, the river is low enough that it exposed carvings of 1,000 year old famine warnings, but we keep getting flooded every year with once in a lifetime storms, but there's NO EVIDENCE of climate change and I can prove it because [politician/company] said so"

  • You ever have one of those moments when you just put 2 and 2 together, and also that you should have had that realization many years ago?

    I just realized what NaN stands for...

    This must be what people who get told "you can just wait for the shower water to warm up before hopping in" feel like.

  • If it weren't for memes, I wouldn't know what Todd Howard looks like, or who he even is.

  • Eyes are looking a bit glowy....

    Are we sure we took care of all the Ba'al clones?

  • I want a shitty fan trailer where it starts with someone saying "Somehow Plagueis returned..." where all we ever see is the tall hooded silhouette that never speaks

    Then at the end, the hood pulls back, head still in silhouette, but a very.... Distinct head appears, and in a slightly deeper than normal voice, we hear "Meesa back..." as glowing yellow eyes open up.

  • The bear will eat quite well.

    Not from eating people, bears don't like people.

    The bear is eating leftover popcorn from all the people watching the shitshow from the sidelines.

    It's becoming a problem, the bears are getting too fat for winter

  • Well you're at a college. If you want people to follow rules, be more specific, or don't get pissed when they follow the stated rules but you feel like the rules should include something else.

    If the concern is liability, then don't just say "don't skateboard" and get mad when people bike through the area. You said no skateboards. This is not a skateboard. Rules=followed.

    If anyone feels like chirping in with "you know what they meant" that really doesn't matter. Not to me, not to people who don't understand that sort of thing, not to courts.

    Besides, I feel like clarity is some thing you should strive for at a facility for higher education.

  • In almost every case, it's because the entity that owns it doesn't actually have to use it daily, because then you know they'd fight to get whatever safety measures they can cram into it.

    Last city I lived in had a new intersection put in with a 2 way stop (only one of the roads stops, and you have to yield to main road traffic)

    After tons of minor accidents and altercations arising from disgruntled people having to swerve or slam on brakes, the city out out a statement saying basically they've done studies and it's safer than other intersections so nothing will be done to it.

    Two or three years go by and one of the city council people moved and now has to use that intersection.

    Within a month it had stoplights installed without a word.

    Could be a coincidence. Maybe they even had been planning that for the entire two or three years.

    But I personally believe nobody gave a shit until an "important" person (you know, that high-stake, much coveted small town council seat) had to use the intersection.

  • I will happily take an extra large roundabout.

    Or "traffic circle" if you're feeling fancy.

    It's taken more than 5 years but I feel like people in the city I just moved out of are finally understanding the ones in town.

    Now almost nobody stops at them like an intersection. And i haven't seen a crash from someone launching themselves straight over the center in months.

  • "aggressive homeless individuals"

    There it is.

    There's the problem.

    You're assuming this will be used when needed, and not used in excess, trampling down people who are already underfoot.

    All cops are bastards, no exceptions for location.

    If they CAN abuse a law, they WILL abuse it. At every opportunity.

  • You have seen the your whole life, it's just recently that it's become a fadand widespread.

    There was a guy who had a whole row of little themed rubber ducks he got at conventions who lived in the same apartment complex as me growing up.

  • The average rent increase was my entire yearly take-home.