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Located on Deck 6, Room 2054. Mass evacuation site for decks 5-10.

I'm someone's favorite.

  • One head gets chopped off, two new ones spawn.

    HAIL HYDRA

  • There is a red-tailed hawk that roams around my area, and every time we hear it, my wife rolls her eyes and goes "I KNOW it's not an eagle" because of how many times I would mention it whenever the screech would play on TV or movies.

  • so as not to offend Beijing.

    WHO

    FUCKING

    CARES

    "We caught your agents doing illegal things in our country so pinky promise you won't do it again and please please please don't be mad at me for catching you doing something wrong oh pretty please"

    Any country, my own included, who gets caught doing shit like that deserves to be blasted, deserves ridicule, and most importantly, does not deserve consideration for nicities.

    And given this is such a common thing in other countries, I don't know why anyone bothers listening to them when they say "oh it's just a misunderstanding"

    No, you're trying to human traffic someone who doesn't want to return to your country, that's kidnapping at the very least, terrorism in my opinion, and should immediately get their immunity (which was always a stupid idea for a great many crimes) revoked and get tossed in max sec.

  • Surprisingly, in the Midwest.

  • I have a friend who works for a local, but widespread bank, and got to head up their digital security and IT stuff. Not sure what all it encompasses, but he quickly found out that it was a lot, and the previous guy quit because he had had enough bullshit.

    Long story shorter, after a particularly bad week, he decided to just.... Stop doing his job.

    Kept all their legal stuff and sensitive info under lock and key, but the smaller stuff, he just let it go. Went on vacation, turned everything off, didn't do everything for a temporary replacement (which isn't even his job, it's hr's) and spent a week playing video games and spending time with his wife and baby.

    Several employees just in his building basically ended up doing nothing by the end of the first day because they had locked themselves out of the system.

    By day 3 there were several lines that couldn't be used by the tellers in every branch, older employees were bricking their systems so fast, construction workers started taking notes.

    By the end of the week they had people showing up at his door to try and contact him since nobody could get ahold of him. Some legit thought he was dead.

    His first words when he got into the office on Monday, we're "THAT is why you pay me."

    And after that, he was given 3 people to help out (he had been asking for 4) and they had a company come in and redo a lot of the computer systems that year.

    Still works for the bank, still has a team although I think they're bigger now since they've opened a few more branches, and still tells that story at every gathering after his one single beer gets him tipsy.

    Is it just me, or do programmers only come in "lightweight" and "Rivals Þor in trying to drink the oceans dry" varieties?

  • Honestly, this right here is the main reason I don't believe any real-world bending would end any way other than Earth Kingdom dominance. Peaceful dominance, hopefully.

    You can't wipe out their infrastructure as long as someone is alive who knows how it's done.

    Oh, fire nation bulldozed your house because they felt like it? Well boom. Stomp stomp punch. New identical house made of stone.

    Bridge collapsed to cause chaos? Stomp stomp punch, it's back.

    Don't feel safe living out in the open where fire nation scouts could murderhobo you harder than my last D&D group? Stomp stomp punch, now you have a vast mansion underground in which you can simply.... Not go above ground until you need to.

    Of course, underground living isn't simple as "hole in ground, hide all day" but still... There is 0 reason the EK shouldn't go full Vietnam War tactics.

  • Demo ranch. Started making comments about the George Floyd protests and I was out

    AvE started praising the trucker convoys

    Shadiversity got super homo/transphobic and also is just an arrogant douche since his book.

  • BURN THEM TO THE GROUND

    If you're wondering if I mean metaphorically or literally, first one, then the other but in a climate-friendly way.

  • Normal people: "this is SO me!" last done 2years ago

    Neurodivergents: every month

    COMPLETELY unrelated, I have about $800 worth of RC equipment to make my own planes and cars, and haven't touched it in over a year.

    I want to break it out and make use of it to get my money's worth, but apparently I don't want to want to...

    My 3 year old calligraphy set has only been used twice, and not even for the purpose they were purchased.

  • I also like to go with "Cosmically, nothing we ever do will amount to more than the life of a fly, so the end result is the same."

    It doesn't go over well...

  • Next time someone says that, respond with "wow, so fuck anyone with brain issues that keep them from forming memories the same way you do, right? Guess grandpa Rick doesn't care about my family since his accident, huh."

    you having a grandpa Rick, or family to speak of, is irrelevant. The point is, it forces them to confront the fact that there are many reasons someone might forget a thing. They'll probably still be shift about it, but at least when they've unbunched their loads, they might think twice before immediately concluding the other person sucks for forgetting a thing.

    Maybe I'm being optimistic with that, but I don't appreciate when people try to assign my motives to me, instead of understanding my own, and get confrontational when that happens.

  • I still say that, knowing fully damn well that it probably was important and I going to feel like shit later for forgetting.

  • Big "as a gay black man" energy.

  • It finally clicked for a friend when I asked him if he knew how old the "young women" were in another case, and he said "I don't know... 25?" which then got corrected to "16 or 17" when I reminded him that the "young women" in question were minors.

    So finally I called out and asked his daughter to show us the cool picture she was working on in the study, and she excitedly runs in to show us. She was 9 at the time.

    I asked him how he enjoyed the picture that "young woman" drew for us. I literally saw the change on his face when it clicked.

  • Hide a bin ladin or demon core in there and you're good to go

  • As long as you rake in the cash quick enough, you can be rich before anyone realized that you're the problem.

    And now you've got money to pay people to beat them into submission when they complain.

  • JUST

    DO IT

    Hell, make it 100%.

    All countries

    100% import taxes on all ICE

    Make people demand EVs

    Motivate countries to produce in-country.

  • Well, depending on who you ask, a protest from a westerner is invalid simply because it's a westerner.

    Doesn't even matter if it's supporting a "non-westerner" cause, because then you're just another colonizing westerner appropriating something you couldn't possibly undertand. Regardless of your actual understanding, of course.

    I really don't know what the OP comment is even trying to say, it just comes off as weirdly confrontational.