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Track_Shovel

@ Track_Shovel @slrpnk.net

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Fortunately, woodland creatures don't hire lawyers

  • Pizza rule

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  • Um that's a really cool story, and I liked it, but you need to get help.

  • NSFW

    Thrift store

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  • I still want to hear the real one

  • Entropy? Never heard of it.

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  • This guy gets it

  • Larry Ellison wants to put all America's data, including DNA, in one big Oracle system for AI to study

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  • Kryptonite

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  • Uranium ore is almost entirely U-238, but there is a small fraction of it that is U-235, and radioactive. Some of the mines in northern Saskatchewan have ore so hot that they have to cut it with waste rock for it to be able to go though the mill.

  • My kids bored out of their minds with a house full of toys, don't know how good they got it

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  • This is amazing

  • My kids bored out of their minds with a house full of toys, don't know how good they got it

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  • Amazing

  • Sounds like a fun place to work

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  • AHHHHHHHHHHH

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  • As a pedologists, stupid unit conversions are my specialty

  • If you can find the oil filter, I'll give you a quarter. If you can get it out after the lube tech tightened it to 325 lbft, I'll give you sixty bucks.

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  • This is an amazing joke. Really fucking funny once you find the filter in the original picture

  • Save the whales

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  • More sightings means more whales. It's a concept similar to bird banding

  • Save the whales

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  • X axis times out at 2019. I'm guessing this was before Elon read mein kampf

  • Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral

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  • Insist on doing everything through ‘channels.’ Never permit short-cuts to be taken in order to expedite decisions.”

    “Make ‘speeches.’ Talk as frequently as possible and at great length. Illustrate your ‘points’ by long anecdotes and accounts of personal experiences. Never hesitate to make a few appropriate ‘patriotic’ comments.”

    “Bring up irrelevant issues as frequently as possible.”

    “Haggle over precise wordings of communications, minutes, resolutions.”

    “>‘Misunderstand’ orders. Ask endless questions or engage in long correspondence about such orders. Quibble over them when you can.”

    “In making work assignments, always sign out the unimportant jobs first. See that the important jobs are assigned to inefficient workers of poor machines.”

    “To lower morale and with it, production, be pleasant to inefficient workers; give them undeserved promotions. Discriminate against efficient workers; complain unjustly about their work.”

    “Hold conferences when there is more critical work to be done.”

    “Multiply paperwork in plausible ways.” 

    “Make mistakes in quantities of material when you are copying orders. Confuse similar names. Use wrong addresses.”

    “Work slowly. Think out ways to increase the number of movements necessary on your job”

    “Pretend that instructions are hard to understand, and ask to have them repeated more than once. Or pretend that you are particularly anxious to do your work, and pester the foreman with unnecessary questions.”

    “Snarl up administration in every possible way. Fill out forms illegibly so that they will have to be done over; make mistakes or omit requested information in forms.

    TLDR: be your typical middle manager

  • someone tell Luigi about this

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  • I'm glad you beat me to it. Outstanding bit.

  • Packaging rule

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  • Fucking amazing. I'm howling

  • 150,000 Koreans in U.S. subject to Trump's deportation order: Report

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  • Just imagine the financial cost of deporting 150k people. It's insanity.

  • only one message for reposters: If you didn't make it, don't post your lazy regurgitated trash.

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  • only one message for reposters: If you didn't make it, don't post your lazy regurgitated trash.

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  • I fail to see how sharing memes is a bad thing. Lemmy is a great community, its leagues better than what Reddit was, even in its heyday, and certainly better than the shit-buffet it has become.

    While OC is great, it's really tough to make, especially at the frequency needed to provide new content and keep people interested. Further, 90% (or something) of people on here lurk, with the remaining 10% split between commentators and posters.

    Don't like it? Vote with your feet.

  • Plane crash in Philadelphia leaves multiple houses on fire, causes explosion

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  • DEIs is just IEDs backwards, and IEDs are explosive weapons of destruction