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Track_Shovel

@ Track_Shovel @slrpnk.net

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Fortunately, woodland creatures don't hire lawyers

  • Compliments

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  • Because shitposting doesn't have a theme. Some of it is silly. Some of it is offensive. Some of it is introspective. A good shitpost should get a laugh, but also make you think; either if the offensive trash has a modicum of accuracy, or about life in general.

    The best brain worms are delivered when we aren't looking for them.

  • Wait a minute, I've seen this one

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  • Room and board provided!

  • Old rule

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  • That thing he's doing with his mouth: it's unnatural for him

  • TIL RFK Jr. is married to Cheryl Hines who plays Larry David's wife in Curb Your Enthusiasm

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  • They both look like there's a worm in their heads piloting their bodies like a meat mech

  • Dagoth Ur

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  • Man, I heard that loudly in my head

  • Trudeau to bring up Trump's threat to annex Canada in meeting with King Charles

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  • I'm prepping my measles blankets right now. Those unvaxxed nazis don't stand a chance!

  • This is why the USA supports Ukraine, typical USA imperialism

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  • Not to nitpick, or make you defend yourself, but I would be interested to see info linked to this developmental timeline.

    Most mines are like 3-5 years to develop, and that includes permitting etc.

  • May the force be with rule

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  • NSFW

    Show more pls

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  • I'll just be fapping over here

  • Ukrainians rally around Zelenskyy as defender of Ukraine's interests after Oval Office blowout

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  • Funny, wonder where trump got that idea.

  • And I call them "memes"

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  • First of all, rude.Second of all, how dare you.Third, just because you're right doesn't mean you have to be an asshole about it

  • Are egg producers inflating prices during the bird flu outbreak to boost profits?

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  • Nooo they wouldn't fleece us at the first opportunity, not a chance /s

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    Something something sexual tyrannosaurus

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  • Have they never ran an unbalanced washing machine?

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    Something something sexual tyrannosaurus

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  • Holy shit I'm dead.

  • 1987

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  • Wait, no one else calls it that?

  • BONG

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  • Bumper crop

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    Shower thoughts

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  • Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

  • I miss the snow, man...

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