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Track_Shovel

@ Track_Shovel @slrpnk.net

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Fortunately, woodland creatures don't hire lawyers

  • You unimaginative ass lamps

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  • I'm howling at all of these

  • No we can talk here

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  • Soulless ✅Spreads misinformation ✅Blood sucking parasite ✅Needs to be invited into your life ✅Run by a larger blood sucking parasite ✅Turns people into other blood sucking parasites ✅

    Vampires are just social media for the 1700s

  • True Story

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  • Guise, it only ate part of his brain. Ok? Not the whole thing. Like literally just a little nibble here and there. /S

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    True

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  • Please try to post memes that fit with the vibe of the instance. We have a pretty loose definition here, since I'm not a heavy handed mod, but this one doesn't fit.

  • Women's day

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  • empty

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  • This comment was reported, but I'll leave it in tact because it lends itself to the conversation and you weren't a dick with response afterwards

  • To whom it may concern

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  • Rock, and 5000 live cockroaches

  • To whom it may concern

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  • Lol. I just stick it back into the outgoing mail slot if they dont listen to me. My box is clearly marked with 'no junk mail's signage.

  • Volkswagen has overtaken Tesla as Europe's top EV seller

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  • I've seen some videos on them. They look pretty nice but I worry about how they hold up and the build quality, as I would any relatively unestablished brand.

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    Snakes

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  • Holy shit.

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    Snakes

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  • men aren't inherently bad... Etc.

    Looks like you understand the intent of the original tweet.

    Not all men - but some men - and we (other men) need to start calling our the Tater-tots and the like

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  • I don't think that the original tweet is really getting at stereotypes, but rather pointing out how frustrating it must be to not know who's going to be a scumbag and who is not.

    It's not all men, most certainly, yet chauvinism counties to be (an increasing problem). One of the (very make dominated) places I worked had to put up signs that read looking versus leering: know the difference. I'm male, and I most certainly get the frustration after hearing more than a few first hand accounts about how women are routinely mistreated.

  • Put him on the cart.

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  • Put him on the cart.

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    Snakes

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  • I'm a master baiter

  • Defeated make leaves

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  • Rats.

  • Put him on the cart.

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  • Dunno about you, but I'm bopping the bishop right now bb.

  • I'm a 6'1" man with size 3 feet which means every time they measure my feet at a shoe store, the Brannock device tells me I'm not a man

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  • Bruh was a deer in his past life

  • My PhD supervisor when I start to regret choosing a thesis on the Great Vowel Shift [Day 120]

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  • Yeuff. That's a rabbithole and a half, I imagine. I don't know much about it, but IIRC leading theories are related to the plague or a bunch of migration i think