Freedom is to proprietary as libertarian is to authoritarian. Tradition is to distruption as political right is to political left. Better would be for the x axis to be left-to-right disruption->tradition and the y axis to be bottom-to-top freedom->proprietary. So, rotated 90° counterclockwise and then mirrored left-to-right.
It's not that weird, is it? Aren't shaders that run on your GPU pretty weird about branches in a way that kindof necessitates a mostly-branchless style of coding? (If you want your shaders to run efficiently, that is.)
Make laughter the ridiculous thing you do. Maybe start off with laughing at his intrusive questions as if he's making a combination joke/rhetorical question. As he keeps pushing, laugh more and more. At first it can be like you're laughing at a mildly-funny pun. The next time, consider it a funny joke. Maybe the next time, it's the funniest joke you've ever heard. Keep escalating until you're laughing maniacally every time he pries. Don't quit when he finally walks away. Follow him and laugh more and more annoyingly. Until he quits prying.
You say that, but it's a hell of a lot better than nothing. I remember the days of not having no Z-probe on my other printer and not being able to use more than (generously) a 3"x3" square of my 8"x8" bed without really bad bed adhesion issues and no amount of manual leveling would help. Even on the aforementioned Ender 3 V2 Neo, I almost never have bed adhesion issues. My estimation of my experience is that leveling a cold bed is about 97.5% as helpful as leveling the bed hot.
Right? Who gets death threats?