Play with your butt a lot because it feels good, then eventually you start getting curious about its true capabilities.
This is clearly making you very upset. Just like your obsession with cartoon children, keep it to yourself.
So based, I'm so glad there are people out there that think this way. 1 bazinga upvotes to you good person!
I never understood what compels people to post not-showerthoughts to the showerthoughts community.