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I don't know, I'm just a sqwrl.

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  • Most dishonorable.

  • I work at heights a lot, so that may actually be beneficial to my fear of heights.

  • Have you seen X-Men? That's how you start a global xenophobic war/genocide. Humans suck.

  • Y2K bug: You are 0 years old now, denied.

  • Internet sites back in late 90s: "By clicking 'create account', you agwee that u r 18 years or older, pwomise? UwU"

    Me at 14: 👍 click

  • There are two main types of "conservative" now. The old school big truck lovin', god-fearin', beer guzzling, anti-environmentalist yeehaw types, and the "newer" 4chan-posting, edgelording, neckbearded, gamergatin', crypto-lovin' internet troll types that have arose in the last twenty-five years with the proliferation of the Internet. Elon is trying to fit in with the latter.

  • Recursion

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  • Nope, stolen from a Telegram group chat, not sure where it's originally from.

  • Recursion

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  • That's the static variable in the function sticking around and watching the madness unfold.

  • Another DEI hire.

    They will not be satisfied until the only people allowed to earn a living or have any power are straight white cis men. It's becoming blatantly obvious they don't give a shit about "merit". Woman/minority/LGBT = DEI no matter how they got there. They could have every qualification in the world and it wouldn't be enough to avoid the DEI label.

  • Me: Downloads BARQ

    Also me:

  • "STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS"

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  • I stopped using it regularly several years ago, then I come back to help someone install it and it took me more time than I want to admit to figure out how to make a local account that wasn't attached to a Microsoft cloud account.

  • I didn't. You're asking the wrong crowd.

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  • The article is about Altair BASIC. That one was actually homegrown.

  • I remember some dude on the Internet with a jar and an MLP figurine that might be able to help you out.

  • Buys anarchy and Che T-shirts at the mall

  • Idiot in chief: fuck Europe.

    Local military-industrial complex: no, wait.

  • No, you're supposed to smoke it, not fuck it.