I can't believe homophobes think that washing their asses makes them gay. I think they are already there before stepping in the shower. Narnia is where they hang out.
No, its means workers control the means of production.
Edit: Im getting really tired of people conflating socialism with social programs.
Its not socialism when the government does something, stop saying it is.
Sardinia is nasty for that cheese. Its also illegal in the EU and is traded on the black market in Europe (The cheese not Sardinia).