I can't believe Know Your Meme and FlyingSquid (a mid of this very community!) would just lie to me like that.
It's obviously real, we all know that on 13th July 1997 John Arbuckle did once again descend from the heavens to take His place within His immortal kitchen, to ask The Question. The first question, the oldest question in the universe, hidden in plain sight. But in response, only silence fell.
Unimportant extra: it's not a calque in British English, because we don't use it (to the best of my knowledge). Like a potluck, we have the concept but not a word for it, and we don't use the American phrases either
I use tho instead of though as a native, although I think I might only actually do it at the end of sentences, tho. I'm not actually sure I use though during a sentence
I was raised bilingual, and spent most of my life in the UK
Lucky they weren't couped like Gough. Even the USA's allies aren't immune to the CIA if they get too uppity