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  • Chicken jockey!

  • The next day: 'What? Six bank robberies!? But I just vandalized the library!' 'Nice try. They saw your plate with all the 1's and I's.' 'That's impossible! I've been with my car the whole ti-- ... wait. Ok, wow, that was clever of her.'

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    YOU MUST CHUCKLE IMMINENTLY.

  • Works from Jerboa.

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  • Material Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.

  • Marvel Studios @lemmy.world

    Ryan Reynolds will return as Deadpool in "Avengers: Doomsday"

    view.email.hollywoodreporter.com
  • Isn't that the whole point of the school bus?

  • Marvel Studios @lemmy.world

    Ryan Reynolds posts a cryptic image of a defaced Avengers logo with no context

  • Marvel Studios @lemmy.world

    Michael Chiklis Says Original ‘Fantastic Four’ Movies ‘Got a Lot Right’ and There Were ‘A Lot of People Critically Who Got It Wrong’

    variety.com /2025/film/news/michael-chiklis-original-fantastic-four-critics-wrong-1236487117/
  • Marvel Studios @lemmy.world

    "Thunderbolts*" comes to Disney+ on August 27

    www.cbr.com /marvel-reveals-thunderbolts-streaming-debut/
  • Fuck Cars @lemmy.world

    "As a cyclist, you claim to care about the environment, yet you consume food. Checkmate libs!"

  • Marvel Studios @lemmy.world

    SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY - Day One on Set

  • Edit: thanks for the gold kinda stranger I didn’t expect this post to blow up! My life started growing up in a small farm in northern Kansas. My father was a farmer and my mother was a cashier in our local town down the dirt road. We didn’t have much and income was very little, my best toy I got growing up was a pig bladder blown up like a balloon that I could play around with between me and my two brothers. At the age of 11 things started getting tougher in my house life due to my fathers drinking problem as it was not a good harvest that year. Like his father before him once he was done working he would come home and drink but unlike his father he wouldn’t beat us unless we messed up, his father left him and his mother to fend for themselves after world war 2 though so he had it tougher than me growing up. One time my father did drink too much and he hit my little brother Jamey. Jamey didn’t know what to do and ran away during the night during a storm. The entire family was out looking for him but we never saw Jamey again. This made my father drink more and lead him to take his life when I was at the age of 16. My older brother and me had to completely take over the farm with the help of our mom quitting her job as a cashier, life got very hard from here on out. We got a break when I was 18 with a good harvest we were able to save up some money. I was able to move out at the age of 21 and into a larger city in Tennessee. It was hard leaving the family as my ma was getting older but my older brother completely took over the farm and even expanded it into a more profitable work. I began working in what I was good at, repairing mechanics. I was a hard worker and moved up in my chain of work easily within my town. I dated aroun’ a bit but never settled down with anyone I would write home about for my first few years. When I was 26 I got a call from my ma, my brother was working with some machinery on the farm and got his hand caught in it and heavily damaged. I had to come home and help with the farm, at the time I had attained a high position as a senior mechanic within an auto shop and sometimes worked on the side with repairing electronics. I went home and had to help with the farm for a year, ma wasn’t doing good at all. She passed the next year due to kidney disease. My brother eventually recovered and I returned to Tennessee, I attempted to return to my position but due to the time I was out I had been long replaced. I had to begin to work from the bottom again when I had a client come in, she was the most beautiful woman I ever seen in Tennessee with gorgeous brown hair. Nice to say that we hit it off pretty well, within a few weeks we were dating. I can say that she was one of the best things to have happened to me in my life. At the age of 30 I married her and my first child was on the way then. I had returned to my previous position and bought a nice house near the mountains of Tennessee. At the age of 34 my second child was born. My two kids are now both in high school, one a freshman, another a Senior. I continued my career into more electronics working on computers and fixing them. In 2013 while googling how to fix a small problem with a motherboard I found a strange site named reddit.com, this website had all the answers I needed and a community always ready to help. I’ve been on the site ever since. As you can see recently, I commented on this thread and some kind stranger gave me gold. Thank you again kind stranger.

  • I'll explain it to you, just give me a New York minute.

  • Feeling pretty loric today.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Biblically accurate SpongeBob

  • This is almost as bad as the time I signed up for a purely partisan fishing expedition.

  • Technology @lemmy.world

    Say Hello to the World's Largest Hard Drive, a Massive 36TB Seagate

    www.vice.com /en/article/worlds-largest-hard-drive-massive-36tb-seagate/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Ex-Superman Dean Cain Says James Gunn Made a ‘Mistake’ Calling Superman an ‘Immigrant’ and ‘It’s Going to Hurt’ the Box Office: ‘How Woke Is Hollywood Going to Make This Character?’

    variety.com /2025/film/news/dean-cain-superman-woke-maga-backlash-immigrant-1236451732/
  • I guess you could say she's the...

    (••)( •__•)>⌐■-■(⌐■■)

    ...ex-CEO.

  • It's extremely stable, and countless other distros are derived from this.

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    What old technology are you surprised is still in use today?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What old technology are you surprised is still in use today?

  • Lemmy/PieFed.

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  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    What do you call someone who immigrates to Sweden?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Please remember to spread the word about this :(

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    Once it's on the Internet, it stays forever, but only for the things you DON'T want. For the things you DO want, it will be wiped off the face of the Earth by tomorrow.

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    Did lemm.ee already shut down?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Did lemm.ee already shut down?

  • Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    A little confused, but he's got the spirit

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    What would happen if the Earth were sucked into a black hole?