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TheImpressiveX

@ TheImpressiveX @lemm.ee

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  • A person born in 2015 is 20 years old

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  • A person born in 0 is 2025 years old.

  • Missouri legislature votes to ban child marriage, raising age to 18

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  • Sorry I'm not sorry

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  • Dear Sue Ellen: I'm sorry I upset you, I didn't mean to. It was really just a joke. I thought you could take a joke. But I guess I was wrong. I've been teased before about wearing glasses but I never felt I had to tell the teacher about it and get someone else in trouble. Maybe you're just over-reacting? I don't understand why you're so upset about such a small thing. I thought we were friends.

    — Arthur

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  • Instead of the First Lady, would his husband become the First Gentleman?

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  • Alt-text:

    In addition to gravity, burritos interact through the strong, weak, and electromagnetic forces, which is believed to be a major contributor to their popularity.

  • Boxing rule (@deliberatelyburied)

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  • Wow, a rare double-joke. Well done!

  • Sod as a building material - Wikipedia

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  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

  • Come, child, I have the best vintage of eggo

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  • Xwayland? Worg?

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  • Gentarch

  • Luigi Mangione Musical Set to Debut Next Month. The Entire Run Is Already Sold Out

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  • Chicago (2002)

  • Misinformation

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  • I think the joke is, it's the 17th century equivalent of texting and driving.

  • I get logged out, but I sign in again. Never gonna keep me out.

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  • Scrolling the night away...

  • Classic meme

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  • i... am steed

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  • A Minecolt Movie (2025)

  • You know how conservatives have their “one joke?” Well AI bros have found theirs.

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  • I've noticed that all of these ChatGPT comics all use the same font...

  • Patrick Starship Enterprise (with stills for those who don't like videos)

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  • If you're still on Lemmy...

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  • If you're still using the Internet in any capacity...

  • Love me a Legume Garlic BLT

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  • Non-binary people when they cannot compile from source code (they have to use a binary):