I’m petty. I don’t like Sweeny because he declared PC was dead back during the Xbox era. Then decided PC wasn’t dead and came crawling back bringing his shit house store and console exclusivity bullshit with him.

What would actual socialised medicine look like anyway? Pharma nationalised and rolled into CSIRO?

People keep saying this but I tried it and its really hard to do that and concentrate on driving.

No lockers? So you had to drag your books to school every day? That is child abuse. I didn’t have lockers and neither do my kids but we have cubbies to dump everything in. Only things that went in our bags was lunch, water and homework.

A 5-8kg school bag is insane. What the hell is going on there? Where I live, it’s only 2kg.

Just start pulling licences and imprisoning people who operate without licences.

God willing there’ll be a few more to add to those statistics soon.

Yeah, my kid’s school has iPads for their technology classes. At least they’re still teaching them the old school internet paranoia I was taught.

Bet they also think Russia should have nukes to stave off western imperialism

With help from the French. Who’s gonna come save you this time?

We’re going to end up with another minority Lib govt but with an even worse premier.

Didn’t MLK also work because the Black Panthers were lurking in the background? Either the establishment dealt with MLK or they dealt with the Panthers.

TACO threatening deportation probably helped. Oh and Tesla stock dropping 4 billion because he wasn’t in the club anymore.

So this is what the kids are doing these days. What happened to good old cough syrup chicken.

Fucking disgraceful Dean whinging about a budget overspend then declaring he won’t work with the Greens making us waste more money running another election.

Depends. He may need some more drugs to admit to that.

It doesnt mean “fuck the Man”?

Own a musket for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. “What the devil?” As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it’s smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, “Tally ho lads” the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

So some people can get free Power walls?

Trump doesn’t care about anyone but himself. This is because Harvard is refusing to bend the knee.