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  • Who knows, maybe your dog will shit out GOLD

  • Yours are raw though 🤪

  • Warte erst auf den Wahlkampf

  • Meine Oma hält sich vom Internet lieber weg und ich bin auf sie soo stolz 🥲

  • Die ganze Erde ist so ein großes Vaporisierer, wenn du darüber nachdenkst

  • Ach deshalb sind die Schweizer so reich, sie werden für das Regen bezahlt

  • Absolutely

  • I wanted to flaunt my riches

  • Hmm that's a nice idea. I actually had some Indian co-workers sitting next to me in the cantine, I'm sure they would be able to give me recommendations

  • Beans are the reason why teenagers stopped having sex

  • Wtf what kind of self-respecting millennial makes major purchases from their phone

  • #iminthispictureandidontlikeit

  • Oh yes

    Jump
  • Bro I once answered a rhetorical question when I was watching a play in a theatre. Not making that mistake again

  • Yeah, like cutting corners and everything is to be expected, and I get that kids are forced to go to school so they especially want to cut corners, but it's still just wrong

  • Tschung-uo

  • K'ina

  • I am stealing

    Piano note E: 🎵

  • They'll just create a new undegradable plastic and then we'll have the plastic pollutn problem all over again. Its an endless loop from which the only way out is an intentional, designed solution.

  • Time for Mario to join Luigi

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    You raise the market value of pistachios when you peel them

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.ca

    Do secret services spy on the Vatican?

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Rule

  • lemmy.ml meta @lemmy.ml

    Has lemmy.ml been blocked en-masse?

  • DACH - Deutschsprachige Community für Deutschland, Österreich, Schweiz @feddit.org

    English-speaking environments in Germany

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Rule

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    When I sleep in I have feature-length dreams.

  • Funny @sh.itjust.works

    Street gangs in the UK

  • ADHD memes @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    Me after working on Ritalin

  • Mildly Interesting @lemmy.world

    Pre-WW2 German cursive

  • 50501 General @50501.chat

    Open letter from Department 18F, a now dissolved government digitisation department whose staff seem determined to keep fighting from the inside.

    18f.org
  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    Well paying skills to do as a side job?

  • Map Enthusiasts @sopuli.xyz

    Colour of the fireexit sign across US states

  • ADHD @lemmy.world

    How to outsource life planning?

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    Studying a thrilling profession vs studying an applicable profession ?

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    What happens if someone on the ISS gets depression?

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    Have any of you been memed about/turned into memes?

  • ich_iel @feddit.org

    ich✝️iel

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    The bicycle industry wants you to think this isn't possible.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    The bicycle industry wants you to think this is impossible.