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Speaker [e/em/eir]

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  • The Ourobeanos 😧

  • It's related to chickpea.

  • No, you are not allowed to just post this and move on. Explain yourself immediately. Why does this image exist? Who could possibly have made this? Why isn't it already an emoji on this bean fanpage?

  • Don't give the libertarians any ideas.

  • Approximately 11000% of it, obviously.

  • Gonna need this to be an emoji, now.

  • Humans are the only animals that speak human languages and can therefore a) have exploitative social relations between humans and non-humans explained to them in terms they may understand and b) be persuaded to adjust their relationship to other animals.

    Human diet is not the primary problem, the industrialized slavery and murder of animals and the ignorance of/apathy to non-human suffering (not to mention the human suffering that is also a necessary consequence of that industry) that sustains that diet is.

  • I take back some of the things I've said about Italians.

  • I am completely living for Trump's rambling and "there's two n-words, and you can't use either of them" regarding nuclear subs. The man's brain is 70% gazpacho, what is this timeline?

  • Mald World

  • General Secretary, my people yearn for even cheaper tofu. 🤣 Absolutely hilarious to get played by ancap Austin Powers. Thank you, President Deals. 🙏

  • I'm anti-woke because I put that shit to SLEEP.

  • All smiles, Arthur breathlessly told his mother about the handshake. “Look,” he said, sniffing his fingers. “His hand smells.”

    Like what?

    “Kids.”

    Like WHAT?

  • I will grant "noon to ???" is offensive to parents who are going to have to deal with the aftermath (your child will be an overstimulated nightmare after a social outing lasting more than two hours).

    I will, however, profess the hot take that the commenters (not necessarily OP) advancing the "just give them pizza and toys" position are treatbrained and setting their children up to be treatlerite consumptive libs.

    I think it is good to offer unusual foods at parties because many children do not have the means or the social structures to find those foods at home. Exploring and developing their palate is how you avoid serving exclusively tendies and butter pasta to your 25 year old. Hummus is not caviar, it's baby food that's okay for adults. Fuck this salmon nonsense, though. :im-vegan:

    QR codes are cringe, but a child who chooses to expand their ethical horizons one year instead of getting 12 perfunctory pieces of future landfill decoration is the kind of political action we're supposed to be encouraging. Besides, "cringe" is just the word we use to describe a person being sincere about a thing we're cynical about.

    Personally, I could do with less of the "standard" birthday because it means I have to bring vegan stuff to every god damn one so that my child isn't "left out" of half of the experience. Better still if they've planned out some kid-centric activities so I can hang out with adults a couple of Saturdays a year and grouse about how annoying my favorite little person is instead of whatever I would otherwise be doing (chores, groceries, entertaining a child).

    It also seems kind of fucked to complain about no booze at a children's party that presumably the parents of said children are meant to drive to and from, but I accept that drunk driving is the American disease (and maybe that part's jokey). 🤷

  • Just as Mao wrote.

  • I sent you my beanis please respond