Ukrainian officials estimated this week that more than 1 million Russian soldiers have died in the conflict
I just wanna call this out as misinfo. Ukraine's claimed numbers are casualties which includes killed and wounded. I don't know if Ukraine has any claim for number killed, but estimates are around 300k, though the fact that Russia sends soldiers on crutches to the front lines, some of those might be double counted.
But it can buy a jet ski. Ever see a sad person on a jet ski?
(Stolen from... Tosh? I think?)