Okay guys, we finally have our independence! Now we just have to wait 35 years to actually get an eligible president!
You mean the labs funded by Research, Development, Test, and Evaluation money? That just got raided to pay the troops?
Remember that they're splitting hairs to starve poor people here, but illegally raiding R&D money to pay the military
Hey, just because they use magic doesn't mean they're wizards. The biggest investiture tower, Urithiru, is actually associated with paladins
Repeatedly messing with some starship captain, then going back in time to start an internet cult that believes the most ludicrous shit possible. All to prove to that one captain that humanity is not worthy
Okay guys, we finally have our independence! Now we just have to wait 35 years to actually get an eligible president!