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Skates

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  • Always try sudo

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  • Oldman.setHealth("dicktits"); //normalize pls

    Oldman.setHealth("-100±1%"); //make percentage pls

    Oldman.setHealth(0.0); //it is subunitary, but undefined behavior - will it access the 'numeric value' overload, or the 'subunitary numeric value' overload?

    Don't write your own code just yet.

  • The worst pick-up line I've ever gotten

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  • I lack reading comprehension up to the point where I may be illiterate: it took me one fucking day to understand your message. You don't want this. Hell, I don't even want this, but I'm stuck with myself. Get out while you still can.

    O hey. Idk if my first message didn't show the right nuance of red on the flag, or maybe it didn't completely send the "turn back now, I'm literally brain dead" idea. So anyway, here's a second message.

  • noplace, a mashup of Twitter and Myspace for Gen Z, hits No. 1 on the App Store

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  • This app is cheugy af fam no cap fr fr on God if u download dis you stannin for the boujee this app high key has no drip big yikes if you on it u basic

  • As an extra, my grandma once called me "devilspawn"

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  • AI art steals from the poor and has no place in modern society

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  • "hooray convenience, fuck your livelihood."

    This is literally how everyone behaved when bank tellers were replaced by ATMs, when coal diggers were replaced by drills, when daily laborers were replaced by tractors, when Morse code operators were replaced by the telephone, when travel agents were replaced by websites, when warehouses and factories started delivering you your Amazon package in 1 day instead of 5 because they replaced humans with machines...

    And now that technology is coming for artists instead of all the other jobs it replaced so far, now you wanna go back to the way things were?

    Get with the times. I don't wish this situation upon anyone, it's devastating to see your profession reduced to a few clicks, but it's silly to say "nah, THIS change is crossing the line". Hundreds of millions of people before you lost their job to new tech. Let me know when you hire a town crier instead of whipping out your phone and searching for the news, and I'll hire you for a painting instead of getting AI to apply some paint-like filters on a photo. Until then, I'm sorry but your job is in the process of being rendered obsolete, like so many others before it.

  • As an extra, my grandma once called me "devilspawn"

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  • So what you're saying is, physical violence against kids works to prevent symptoms of ADHD&autism from being too debilitating? Cause I'm not sure that's the message you wanna put out there.

  • Adopting a stray cat

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  • If your kids ain't neutered you better be home schooling them cause if I catch them in school tryna fuck my kids they're not gonna live to see the pound.

  • Trump Says ‘You Can Be Evil’ Because ‘There’s Only One Thing That Matters, and That’s Ratings’

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  • I propose USA National Television & News, or /c/UNTnews for short.

  • Trump Says ‘You Can Be Evil’ Because ‘There’s Only One Thing That Matters, and That’s Ratings’

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  • How the shit does someone not just Lee Harvey Oswald this man already? There've been better men killed for worse reasons.

  • Lemmy is the best social media

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  • No, he means every opinion you don't like is automatically a tankie bot. That's what lemmy is. From tankies, for tankies.

  • Lemmy is the best social media

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  • Thorbot's shit hole has expanded to 10x its previous size in the past year, thanks to increased usage by members of the public.

  • I'm getting old

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  • Both are true

    Disney is shit, star wars was never good

    Hate the truth however much you want, it'll still be valid tomorrow morning also.

  • Starter Guide

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  • 5 years ago

    old

    Now listen here you little shit

  • week 0: top 7 comments get played in a random order, legal or not

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  • Shit yourself and post pic

  • I’ve been locked out of PayPal for years because of their mistake

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  • I even got them to secure me a refund against the Australian government after they refused to issue a refund after directing me to apply for a tourist visa with the wrong visa process.

    I love this result. It's really damn hard to protect yourself from government failure, especially in cases where you are owed money. It's awesome that you not only got your money back, but also got to play the "fuck you, if you take my lunch money you can fight my big brother" card.

  • I Will Fucking Piledrive You if You mention AI Again

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  • That too. But he's also really angry that the world passed him by. That his understanding of AI turned out to be less than others'. That his skills couldn't make it happen and while he was on the side of the road watching everyone else try and commenting on their failures, someone actually kind of succeeded. Not completely, of course. But enough that it eclipses all of his career and makes him seem like just another naysayer that's been proven wrong. Like someone who can't make things happen so he resorts to laughing at those who even try. Like an old man yelling at clouds.

    So yeah, now the narrative has to change and he has to yell at the bad capitalists who are bringing about the destruction of our way of life. Otherwise he looks like a hasbeen yelling about the people who could do more than him. So he does this yelling at capitalists from the comfort of his home, typing on the technological achievements of the last hundred years, without needing to worry about making and washing his own clothes, walking to the village 50 miles west, his wife dying in childbirth or him catching a stomach bug and shitting himself to death, all because we had a fucking industrial revolution that took care of those aspects and so many more, and those capitalist pigs saw there's money to be made in technology improvements so they invested in it. Did this benefit the few more than the many? Yes. Did many people find themselves out of a job, needing to adapt to strange conditions they were never trained for? Yes. Did it also bring about incredible quality of life improvements, especially to this old useless fuck who wouldn't even have a job without the last few decades of tech advancement, if he could even stay alive through the last pandemic? Also yes. So sitting on the sidelines crying about capitalism while at the same time enjoying its benefits is nothing more than a hypocritical plea for attention, all stemming from the fact that he can't seem to be able to stand having been wrong. Which, holy shit - get that narcissistic crap outta my sight.

  • I Will Fucking Piledrive You if You mention AI Again

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  • Old man yells at clouds

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    Dance Dance Revolution

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  • Even then, you wouldn't be the first or last country to fall victim to populist messages from an extremist dictator-wannabe. Shit happens. Have you considered this might be a good thing, that it'll ensure stability in the region, that Trump as a president opens up negotiation strategies with previously near-hostile nations like Russia/NK/China, or whatever other party lines the US usually has for installing puppet regimes in other countries?

    Trump being president is, from any point of view, nothing special. It's just a big deal because now it's happening to you, as opposed to your country or another superpower forcing it on a third world country. It too shall pass. The rest of the world will just be friendly with China instead for a while, until the next would-be empire with a chip on their shoulder comes along.

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    Dance Dance Revolution

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  • Y'all act like that doofus wasn't a president before. Did he fuck up a lot of shit? Yes. Is that the reason why he was voted out of the office? Also yes.

    Looks like he needs to fuck up even more shit to get people to get out and vote in their own interest.