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SirQuack

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  • Microsoft pushes staff to use internal AI tools more, and may consider this in reviews. 'Using AI is no longer optional.'

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  • I asked chatgpt (because this shitpost needs more AI), and it said:

    So while their names are different, the core AI technology is the same! It's like having two different brands (say, Ford and Tesla) both using electric motors—the motor is the same technology, just in different vehicles.

    But comparing suicidal cars to a Ford is total baloney, so ChatGPT is full of shit.

    It's been an honour to waste your time and 72L of water to get the AI to shitpost.

  • Berlin: proposal to remove 30 km/h zones because air quality improved, thanks to 30 km/h zones

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  • You know who won't be around to give a shit when it does...?

  • Shower thought: Rather than traffic speed signs telling drivers how fast they are going, they should post what the consequence is for their current speed.

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  • Here in The Netherlands we have speed bumps.on 60kmh roads you can cross fine doing that speed. However, you can also jump them at 70 and not be much worse off.

  • Massive internet outage reported: Google services, Cloudflare, Character.AI among dozens of services impacted

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  • I'm gonna Kum ba yah so hard, you won't be able to stop me!

  • Limit new car dimensions by 2035: proposal from civil society to the EU

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  • What's the law that gets rid of large SUVs but keeps station wagons? Or is the law just going to get rid of all larger cars?

    We've had station wagons for a very long time now. A big Ford Mondeo we had was a relatively low car, without an enormous bonnet.

    Cars continue to get wider, longer and higher off the ground (there's this Kia that looks like you're driving around in a fridge), whilst the stuff we move within them isn't exactly increasing. it's just bigger for the sake of being bigger, and that's causing issues in the streets.

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  • ITT: people who start screaming because they don't realise the # at the start of a line has special meaning, and turns it into a heading.

  • Greta Thunberg kidnapped on Gaza flotilla; videos show Israeli forces hijacking Madleen

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  • It's not a war crime, it was a warning bomb.

    Fucking genocidal assholes

  • What grass starvation does to the perma-online

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  • The edit to make "Surely" bold is the icing on the cake.

  • Only $50?

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  • but hollywood movies make it seem like people still inevitably sleep in the bed naked anyway

    As is customary, Hollywood is lying to you. You don't fuck and be merry and fall asleep. The ladies usually go pee afterwards (helps for everyone to prevent uti) and with creampies a shower after is basically essential.

    Replacing the sheets depends on how dirty they got, but it can usually wait till next morning. Sex is pretty exhausting and we are all a little lazy.

  • Why oh why

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  • When I say 'choo choo' you say '[unstoppable sobbing]'

    choo choo

  • originality

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  • Soon that will be 'to ever have gorrilaed'.

    ^(source)

  • PSA: Don't take 4 packets of paracetamol in one day

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  • Four packs of Paracetamol will fuck up your liver beyond repair. Downing a blisterpack in one go can already kill you, let alone four.

  • Only one I'm missing is pets ashes

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  • Yes, yes they do

  • IRS Makes Direct File Software Open Source After Trump Tried to Kill It

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  • The APIs used by TurboTax? Unlikely

  • Let my Duolingo streak expire cos I don't want to give them any more AI training for free and this popped up 🙄

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  • Duolingo isn't in the business to teach you a a language, that would mean you won't need the app anymore.

    I've used Babbel, it seems more to learn a language, but it requires a paid plan to use. It does work more like an actual language course though, with more emphasis on longer sessions instead of 5 min per day.

  • Dutch government on brink of collapse after Wilders' far-right party quits | Reuters

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  • They had three last election, and their three MPs have been very visible in debates.

    I really hope they get five this election.

  • Dutch government on brink of collapse after Wilders' far-right party quits | Reuters

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  • Unfortunately the trash is still leading in the polls, even after kicking down the government yet again (he has done this before, all because he's a major xenofobe)

  • Are IDEs really like this ?

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  • When I started working for my current employer, I was surprised by how much ram my VDI has. We're not allowed to code on our own devices (but those are still specced out) but 64 Gs of ram in a virtual desktop was a welcome environment to work in.

  • 'Baby shark, doo, doo.' Popular kids' song used to deter the homeless

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  • They shouldn't try to keep their businesses going?

    Try to keep their business going by bullying in the public space? That doesn't seem like something a business should do in the first place.