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Shieldtoad

@ Shieldtoad @sh.itjust.works

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3 yr. ago

  • The season of giving

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  • My bonus is always money. Half of goes to taxes before it reaches me. Then I use the part I get to pay my other taxes. After this I have just enough left to get myself a pizza.

  • Wait, my body's own heat is enough? Always has been.

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  • I have to turn on the heater for my cats or else I'll suffer the consequences.

  • Today has been a learning experience.

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  • Aggressive vendor

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  • The sign apparently says 'catch grass carp now, 10 Yuan/piece'. 10 Yuan is €1.29 or $1.40.

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  • Don't blame the people ordering online, they are not the problem. Publix being too greedy to hire extra staff is the problem.

  • To the casual observer, it may appear Mittens is both physically and mentally irregular, but I assure you this is simply normal cat nonsense.

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  • Perfection

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  • They almost got me!

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  • I hate it when people just say that a meme is "a repost" and refuse to elaborate

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  • Got Played

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  • Choices choices.

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  • Wish granted!

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  • Wish granted!

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  • The dog:

  • Complete this sentence

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  • Trust exercise

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  • Rate me, dudes

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  • If you swipe far enough on Jerboa the upvote becomes a downvote.

  • To be fair, that's more than two words

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  • Hottentottententententoonstelling

  • What animal could you take in a fight?

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  • Only if I'm allowed to bring my cats.

  • What animal could you take in a fight?

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  • The chance of getting attacked by a shark on land are small, but not zero.