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Sam, The Man

@ Sammy @lemmy.dbzer0.com

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Joined
2 yr. ago

Gay, trans, satanist, willing to fight God, lizard father

  • I should bikini top his bikini bottom

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  • I’m terrified now. But, you know, egg prices or whatever-…

  • 24 Jan 2025

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  • "I'd like a couple'a hoops and hollers if you don't mind-..."

  • Draw yourself in your own style

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  • Holy shit, that’s literally me. Incredible!

  • Draw yourself in your own style

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  • “Draw in your own style” Is a scam; Draw everything and nothing. Become ungovernable!

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  • 50 I’m not going higher

  • Coffee aches

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  • Excellent OC comic! Also Pour-overs (I call it the Triangle) are clearly superior coffee drinking tech.

  • Great success!

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  • Seriously thanks for this kooky little slice of the internet. I hopped instances for a bit, and this one is tops! o7

  • "I know, but it creates a lot of value for the shareholders."

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  • That’s why we should all be forever grateful to Kevin MacLeod. He’s my favorite composer you’d probably miss, but he’s constantly putting out Free Use music.

  • Hurry

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  • And that crime is: fashion!

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  • Sir, sexy or not, you can’t store your AK next to an open fire. I’m calling the ATF.

  • r(ul)etro

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  • Yeah Skyrim was only released 14 years ago! Wait-… wait, oh no 👴 ⏰

  • Youth

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  • So glad they have their priorities straight

  • Intruder

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  • Call the cops-..

    Now you have two dummies Fortnite dancing over your dying body.

  • South Korean train conductor’s 4-min toilet break led to delay of 125 trains | The Straits Times

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  • As is his Right as the Train Master

  • this one goes out to the swarm that manifested in my kitchen overnight

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  • Bring 👏 back 👏 in-bullding 👏 incinerators

  • Fuck TSA

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  • I’ve heard this is a problem from other gents, but I’ve never experienced before.

    TSA are the lowest of the low; glad they flagged your peepee and not the 80% contraband that definitely gets through.

    Sorry friend. Maybe the classic “pair of socks” just for the airport?

  • I don't usually cry but this one actually made me Sad

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  • We are all human, and bound to this mortal coil to mourn the loss of Mako.

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  • Microsoft tries to convince Windows 10 users to buy a new PC with full-screen prompts

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  • I think for people who like Out-Of-The-Box, Fedora is ideal. It’s the only OS I didn’t have to troubleshoot the Bluetooth immediately.

    I put it on my grandmothers computer and she hasn’t had any major complaints in 2 years 🤞