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Sabre363

@ Sabre363 @sh.itjust.works

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  • Christmas gumbo (Ongoing w/ progress shots on body notes)

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  • I am being tormented by soup posts, whyyyyy!? This is a conspiracy I tell you . . .

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    rgerererer

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  • This also works if the therapist falls asleep; z z z z z

  • Merry Christmas to Santa's digestive tract!

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  • Ahh, but that 127 million only accounts for the United States or perhaps a few other nations. There surely are at least a couple other countries in the world that are the 'Santa Visit Roster'

  • Merry Christmas to Santa's digestive tract!

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  • That doesn't seem like that many cookies. Assuming an average of three cookies per household, that's only ~100 million houses visted. Santa is either racist or he's being paid off by the elven mafia to exclusively visit certain homes, only logical explanation for the discrepancy in the cookie consumption to global household ratio.

  • The experience is 'unreal'

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  • And worst of all

    • TV static, where it's everything and nothing all at once

  • I thought this was how it was supposed to look for years

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  • I remember when I discovered what astigmatism was when I was hanging out with some friends, complaining about how hard it was to see at night with one of them while our other friends stared at us in mounting horror as we all discovered that light is actually not supposed to be spiky.

  • They live among us

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  • Stickers placed without care have no meaning. A sticker is a badge of honor. A sticker must earn its right to be placed where it is placed.

  • Ffs. Really now, has anybody ever said "omg yay Santa Baby has come on! I welcome this development!"

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  • I forgot about the song for a sec and was sitting here wondering what the hell Santa ever did to you

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    [Angry Mayonnaise Noises]

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  • Insult to mayonnaise

  • Matt Gaetz Paid Thousands For Drugs And Sex, House Ethics Report Shows: Reports

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  • Where are you getting free drugs, tell me!?

  • Matt Gaetz Paid Thousands For Drugs And Sex, House Ethics Report Shows: Reports

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  • There are literal murderers and criminals that look like actual saints next to some of the Christians I've known. Anyone who flaunts their beliefs as a supposed token of their kindness and generosity is rarely ever either kind or generous, regardless of belief.

  • Simply changing the nozzle makes the print so much smoother

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  • Mine somehow gets worse every time I change the nozzle lol

  • How do you like to do your holidays?

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  • Do it!

    Take a tent if possible or, worst case, sleep in the car. I know this might not apply to most countries, but in the US there is this thing called BLM land where you can camp and pretty much do whatever entirely for free.

    Also, piece of advice, don't half-ass the 'fuck it' adittude, you will not have a good time. Set some basic goals like maybe destination, trip length, or cool things to see, but that's it. Now go have an adventure . . .

  • How do you like to do your holidays?

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  • I usually just pack some stuff, get in the car, and start driving towards something cool. No plans, no reservations, no specific goals, just go where the road goes and live on impulse. If I don't raw-dog it like this, then much like you, I get very easily overwhelmed and paralyzed by vague choice, which leads me to very quickly giving up on the whole affair. This way of going about it usually pisses most people off, but just make sure you have everything you might need (phone, keys, wallet) and you'll be totally fine. Also, my partner-in-crime likes to plan EVERYTHING, so I guess we kind of balance each other out on this front.

    My main point here is that if making decisions isn't working out, then stop deciding things and just do something, anything. The rest will always follow if you let it.

  • Choose Wisely

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  • Capitalism goes vroom vroom, capitalism wins

    (Not really tho)

  • U.S. Files Murder Charge Against Mangione That Could Bring Death Penalty

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  • Making him into a literal martyr does not seem wise

  • Oh do fuck off, he was a monster that left millions broke and desperate and dying in pain.

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  • Perhaps this is all true and he was a relatively decent guy, but we will never know that for sure. What we do know for certain is that he was one many horrible cunts responsible for the harm and despair of far too many innocent people just trying to live normal, healthy lives. The nation is getting fucking tired of this bullshit and as a result the only part of this rich assholes legacy that really matters anymore is the one where he is a shitty proxy for all our anger and frustrations.

  • Apple Watch with Android

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  • My Samsung watch has all the things like fall detection and heart alerts. If I remember correctly (highly debateable at best) when I was researching to get it, there is effectively no difference between any of the watches hardware, just the software and ecosystem. They may even use some of the same exact hardware from the same factory, but idk about that.

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    Unhappy camper

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  • That's why you gotta always find new things that excite you. Perhaps try activities like writing poetry in reverse, robbing banks, or knitting tiny scarves for your pet mongoose.