Those that target journalists are declaring war on the truth itself

Be yourself and be true to who you are. Don't let neurotypical conditioning define your identity.

Be a better pirate.

Pavlov's conditioning

Modern apartheid.

I hate getting up early.

Experiencing the big d'Ohhhh

Keep in mind that social security is set to run out in 10 years time.

Krustavo Crabs wants you to make 40 krabby patties Spobgebob. No half measures, Spongebob.

The amount of chips a fast food place serves. I had to throw all this away because I was full. They should serve smaller portions.

Same.

The fucking Turkey wouldn't stop running away Tone.

Show some respect.

Aged like milk

David's big break.

Useful tip for declutering your mind.

Should I quit my monthly expenses for alcohol?

Is Israel guilty of apartheid?

If you ever need your kid to be quiet just them this.

Ex Obama advisor says killing 4,000 Palestinian children wasn't enough.