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@ SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE @lemm.ee

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  • Trump says he will introduce 25% tariffs on autos, pharmaceuticals and chips.

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  • For what it's worth I do believe your story only because I have family who have used a very similar "Trump is gonna fix it!" line to me and when I asked what he'd fix their response is "everything!"

  • Trump says he will introduce 25% tariffs on autos, pharmaceuticals and chips.

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  • I know you're talking about disposable lighters but the funny thing is that Zippo is from PA. I doubt they still make lighters in PA and also as a company they only survive off nostalgia because their lighters are pretty bad. You can't leave one sitting in a drawer for more than a few days before the fuel dries up.

    I bought a knockoff Zippo lighter insert from China and it's so much better because it's sealed and the fluid doesn't evaporate.

  • PassMark sees the first yearly drop in average CPU performance in its 20 years of benchmark results

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  • I love your username!

  • Living in a van gogh down by the river!

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  • My wife has this as a sticker on her dirt bike which we transport in the back of the van we live in.

  • I wonder how things are going in America today...

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  • Even if it was just contained to US soil we'd still call WWIII like we do with the World Series.

  • Shopping

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  • That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about beer to dispute it.

  • After you blow your nose, do you look in the tissue?

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  • Right you are!

  • After you blow your nose, do you look in the tissue?

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  • Yeah I kinda lump the stache in with the beard.

  • After you blow your nose, do you look in the tissue?

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  • Yes, I need to make sure that what's in the tissue matches what I felt fly out of my nose so I know it's not stuck in my beard.

  • Why aren't there 1.5v AA rechargeable batteries?

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  • I gave up on them as well. They'd always be dead after sitting in a drawer and a lot of devices I use AA or AAA batteries in don't like the lower voltage. The devices complain about the batteries being low and I could never tell if they were dead from lying around for too long or if the device thought they were dead just because of the low voltage.

  • Avocado rule

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  • Pretty sure that's a bicep.

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    Gen Z workers think showing up 10 minutes late to work is as good as being on time—but baby boomer bosses have zero tolerance for tardiness, research reveals

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  • "I don't feel tardy!"

  • 'Y'all are so f**king unserious': Americans blast Congress for prioritizing bill to make bald eagle the national bird

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  • What say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?

  • Trump sues Des Moines Register, pollster

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  • Journalism hasn't been a priority for the mainstream news networks for quite a while.

  • A scientific discovery

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  • Only a little, it is microgravity after all.

  • You All Do This Weird Thing On Your Bike Without Realizing It

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  • I rode a 4 wheel ATV after years of riding motorcycles and I kept trying to countersteer instinctively because they have handlebars. Most people on two wheels (myself included) don't even realize that they're countersteering.

  • [Serious] What keeps you sane in these troubling times?

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  • Can't wait to play the 1.6 update as soon as I finish my BG3 campaign. It's taking me forever though because I am a loot goblin.

  • Montreal shopping mall plays “Baby Shark” on repeat to prevent unhoused people from loittering

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  • The gas station near me blasts very loud opera music at the area surrounding the building. I think it's also to prevent kids from loitering as there is a school nearby as well as plenty of homeless.

  • Are you addicted to your phone?

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  • I have the exact opposite experience. As soon as I hit the trailhead my phone gets turned off and put in a waterproof bag. I almost never take it back out until the trip is over.

    Though my wife keeps hers on hand for taking pictures so I guess I benefit from her phone being handy.