Is that a real post? That can't possibly be real.... Is it?
But also, hearing both Barack and Michelle speak and then seeing their faces like this still brings me positive, constructive joy. Seriously. Go listen to an interview with either of them and you'll feel your whole body stop tensing.
Oh definitely. But it's hard to be funny at all right now. Because "ice murders entire retirement home" is too believable in the same way that "rental cars full of ice agents visit retirement home and does good deeds all day and nothing terrible happens" isn't.
Can they be historically American, but ideologically unfit for what we want America to be and the values many of us hold, and therefore align with the values of change for the better?
Either that or some sick fucks of you here need to do some experimenting for all of us. For science.